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Friday, 20 July 2012

HORNET READERS RISING...4200 MORE UNIQUE VISITORS IN JUST OVER A MONTH

The Dame is a byword for modesty and self effacement. Showing off is not her style. But when Ludo, her aimless and none too bright nephew rushed into her boudoir clutching a piece of paper she was unable to contain herself.
According to Ludo the Hornet is now attracting nearly 900 Unique Visitors a week......and rising!
As Ludo so sagely said, "Dame, you are now a legend in your own lifetime"!
THE DAME READYING HERSELF FOR THE EXHIBITIONIST RD THRASH



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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous20 July 2012 at 18:34

    Without being rude Dame...it seems that this picture of you has been photoshopped. How do you reconcile this with your claim to be modest?

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  2. Anonymous20 July 2012 at 18:46

    No to be fair I recognise the photo as the Dame, but it was taken one or two years ago. She may be a little mature now but she was once a great beauty.

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  3. Anonymous20 July 2012 at 19:12

    18:46
    I fear you are being overly polite....it would appear that she has been 'under the knife'...there is no other explanation for her unnatural beauty. She certainly seems to have a healthy appetite

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  4. Friend of the Dame20 July 2012 at 20:23

    I can disclose that the Dame has many admirers competing for her favours. Sir Pooter hates the competition. She was shocked to hear that he lacks prowess in such manly activities as riding a bicycle. I doubt if she will continue to receive him.

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  5. Anonymous21 July 2012 at 09:24

    So now even Ludo calls his Auntie 'Dame'; a legend indeed.

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  6. Anonymous21 July 2012 at 09:57

    The Dame insists on formality in her relationship with some of the more mentally challenged members of her family

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  7. Fly Swatter21 July 2012 at 10:29

    The Hornet is an invention of its time. Just like the iPod

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  8. Friend of Hyacinth21 July 2012 at 10:30

    The Dame can be relied upon to expose the little peccadillos of the likes of Moylan, Buckmaster, Phelps, and Cockell

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