|A sarf London basement|
But, if the rumour 'stands up'-as Ludo would put it, the old Dame wants to know what's going on.
There is nothing wrong with living sarf of the river.
Ludo and some of his edgy 'mates' from Bedales 'hang out' in all sorts of odd 'hoods', but we don't expect to find a Rotten Borough councillor slumming it.
Danny was kind enough to send the Dame a link to his Oxford 'glory days' so perhaps he might help her out on this one....