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Thursday, 25 November 2021

MR LEATHER CONTESTANT TO BE COUNCIL CHIEF WHIP?

The days when the Kensington Conservative Association could be accused of being staid are in the far distant past.

Having been rejected by the Earls Court voters in the last Council Election Lloyd North is now trying to stand in next year’s Council Election.

Lloyd North took part in the fetish event Mr Leather


Lloyd has starred in a number of gay porn films and was a competitor in the World Mr Leather competition.

It's so good to see the Leader, Cllr Campbell opening up the council in this way. In the image, you can see Councillor 'in waiting' North strutting his stuff in this quaint ensemble. 

The Dame warns councillors that the Leader plans to make use of Lloyd's varied skills by appointing him Chief Whip.

That should keep certain out of order councillors in order.


36 comments:

  1. Mrs Petra Willoughby-Chadwyck-Smyth25 November 2021 at 13:26

    I, for one, will be thrilled to have Lloyd on board.
    Frankly, the role of Chief Whip is an important one and I hope the Leader will pass the 'instrument of pain' to Lloyd. I am sure that Lord Moylan(were he still a councillor) would welcome Lloyd and his wares. Thank Goodness we are diverse council.

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  2. Cynthia Payne, the so called "English Madam," said she preferred the Tories sexually to Labour because the Tories were kinkier.

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  3. In the Kensington by-Election in 1988, Cynthia Payne stood as a candidate for the Payne & Pleasure Party. She wanted to change our sex laws.

    Bob Geldoff once said he didn't care what people said about him as long as they said he was "good in bed and had a big one."

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  4. This may be a sleazy government but surely this is just a step too far?

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  5. I do wish they wouldn't frighten the horses.

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  6. I remember Cynthia well. She entertained at a delightful little house in Hillgate Village. Alas she was busted and all her innocent fun lost in Kensington. Mr North is not my cup of tea but no doubt he could be a modern day Cynthia Payne for the good residents of the Royal Borough.

    Three cheers.

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    1. Mylord - methinks you misremember. Cynthia ran a very downmarket establishment in Streatham using 'luncheon vouchers' - I think you must be confusing her with Miss Janie Jones who ran a very high class establishment at 100 Campden Hill Road (the red door).

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    2. Cynthia's brothel was at 32 Ambleside Avenue, Streatham, SW16. I used to love it how she appeared in Court wearing her Marks and Spencer's best looking mumsey defying the stereotype of a hard nosed, hard bitten, money grabbing bitch of a Madam.

      I also remember Janie Jones but did not know that she operated at 100 Campden Hill Road. Wasn't the Janie Jones Case known as the "Gym Slip Case?" I remember that during the trial , the judge ordered that a well known businessman and a well known Peer of the realm would be referred to in the press as "Mr. X" and "Lord Y." I also remember that Paul Foot published full details of who both men really were and Socialist Worker got a massive fine for contempt.

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    3. My God Dixie - you are right! Too much port when I ventured to inform the Hornet. Of course I never visited or had knowledge of Payne. Janie (Miss Whip Lash) is of course the gal that I was thinking off. Every third Tuesday of the month after luncheon at
      Whites. What a time we used to have before she was busted. It was a sad story. My friend Commander X of the Yard was ripped off by one of Janie's gals and in a fit of temper blew the whistle. Spoiled everything for most of my friends.

      I think Janie is out of the Scrubs now. None of us ever had the balls to visit.

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    4. Kensington, you are an outrageous old roue

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    5. I remember Miss Whiplash too. She was very severe when she took me, one of Her Majesty's Inspector of Taxes, to court for living wholly or in part of the proceeds of immoral earnings. I still have the scars to tell the tale.

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    6. What do you expect you tried to cane her for all that tax.

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  7. dizzy encouraging a bit of excitement in K&C. Watch out for the North-Woodger pairing. And No 2 on the list will be the North-Thesalides romp.

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    1. Oooh........

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    2. Whip it out, oh yes please.

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    3. I used to vote Conservative.25 November 2021 at 23:19

      I wish I could find all this amusing. I just find it tragic. Are the Tory benches trying to prove how out of touch they are with the community they serve? Already we have two prominent members of the current RBKC Cabinet who were members of the Cabinet at the time that the decisions on Grenfell were made. Of course they haven't changed. We have another member of the Cabinet who showed that she totally failed to understand the suffering of those survivors. Until they are forced out and are replaced with people who really care, nothing will change.

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    4. Some of the Labour Councillors have failed Grenfell people abysmally too. They should now bow out gracefully instead of carrying on disgracefully.

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    5. Give us names, I used to vote Conservative. Who are these people?

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  8. It used to be said that, Tory politicians were always involved in sex scandals and Labour ones were always involved in money scandals. How times have changed.

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  9. You have been running this old story for over 10 years now like a broken record. Move on and grow up.

    Lloyd has proved a hard working member of the community and a kind person. Welcome to 2021

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    1. Lloyd can be "kind" to me any time he likes.

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    2. So what has this ex porn star done to be classed as 'a hardworking member of the community'? As for him being 'kind' those who know say is a bit of a bully

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    3. Lloyd has great style and understated taste. Drives a wonderful vintage Rolls-Royce.

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    4. Not any old Rolls-Royce. It was Mrs Thatcher's old Rolls-Royce. In royal blue. Our boy knew a person or two.

      Trolly dolly's meet all kinds of people. Kate Middleton's mum ("doors to manual") is another celebrated grasper.

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    5. I expect Lloyd rather likes the feel of the car's leather seats

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    6. Friend of Woodger27 November 2021 at 09:56

      ooh, you are naughty No 09.19

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    7. 9.19 should not mock Rolls-Royce. The seats are best quality Connolly hide, 25 cows in total to kit out the cabin. The quality is appreciated long after the price is forgotten.

      And of course RR has always had a very catholic approach to its superior customers. But maybe this is beyond the comprehension of the trolls on this blog.

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    8. Friend of Woodger27 November 2021 at 10:04

      Are you around for a coffee, 09.19?

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  10. Was there not a lady Labour councillor who did saucy films

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    1. Can't imagine any of the current Labour crowd doing anything sexually exciting. They would want to talk about Communism whilst on the job.

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  11. Lloyd works very hard and dedicated for the ESSA Mansion Block Group. He has a strong folowing

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  12. This blog should be closed down

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    1. I could not agree more. The scurrilous things that have been written about my relationship with the property lobbyist, Peter Bingle, are quite shocking.Yes, I received substantial allowances and expenses from the taxpayer but was worth every penny.

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    2. Sir Merrick Cockell28 November 2021 at 09:56

      I would like to lend my weight to Lord Moylan,my one time deputy. The Dame picked on my expenses and allowances as if it were wrong that I had first class international travel and luxury suites whilst working hard for ingrat taxpayers. It should certainly be closed down

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  13. Friend of Barry Phelps28 November 2021 at 09:58

    I am a friend of the late councillor, Barry Phelps. Just because he distributed a few images of young boys on his council laptop he was hounded out of office by the Hornet's Nest

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  14. What a terrific romp! Thank you Dame. Always a pleasure to be informed by the old girl and her followers

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