Tonight, that bastion of Conservatism, Campden Ward, voted for a one time pornstar as councillor in waiting.
Evidently, Lloyd North objects to his exotic past being ventilated in the media.
The question is why? Is he ashamed of his past or is he just concerned some voters might find starring in hard gay porn films distasteful and refuse to vote for him?
I have lived in Campden Ward all my life and have always voted Conservative. But no longer, this in an insult. Who chose him and who is the third Conservative candidate? I certainly wouldn't vote for Lady Faulks either. She is a real embarrassment. Always putting her foot in it.
ReplyDeleteHas Long Term Campden Resident heard of someone called Boris Johnson?
DeleteCllr Lloyd North is great mates with Felicity Buchan MP. They are often seen together in local cafe society and Lloyd regularly wheels her out at Association Meetings.
DeleteFlick will vouch for Lloyd's public service credentials
I have been told that the third candidate is someone called Preety (like the Minister but with a different spelling!) who lives on the South Coast.
DeleteShe is not newsworthy
DeleteSo you know her 12:06? Are you saying that she is a non-entity? Tell us more.
DeleteBallast. Will be a great letter stuffer and and canvasser for Ross Allen, the Campaign Manager at the Conservative Association headquarters
DeleteCongratulations to Lloyd! Adds a bit of colour to a dour and boring Ward, exemplified by the illiterate and bird brained Cllr Faulks.
ReplyDeleteNow there is the promise of a huge "refresh" from the rich tapestry of Lloyds journey so far. Part time builder, airline steward, porn star, land lord, property developed, Conservative volunteer, classic car enthusiast, Margaret Thatcher groupie and a prime mover in the Edwardes Square and Scarsdale Association.
Hats off to the Tories - masters at reinventing themselves.
Onwards and upwards!
DeleteI believe the boy went to a good school
DeleteThat's OK then. Did he pick up his 'habits' at Eton?
DeleteThe quality will be remembered long after the price is forgotten
DeleteLloyd drives Margaret. And reverses her. Automatic, not stick shift. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWho is Margaret?
Delete"Margaret" is Lloyd's "Tory Blue" Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow. He bought it from his hero Mrs Thatcher. His uncle also had a Rolls-Royce when he was a boy growing up and when he had the chance to buy the Thatcher limo it was a dream come true. Low mileage, full RR Service History.
DeleteAnd of course the stories.......
It is well known that Tory Selection Committees for MPs ask themselves the all important questions:
Delete1) Will this candidate ask me to tea?
2) Will I get a chance to socialise regularly at Garden Parties?
This is what Tory power broking is all about. Lloyd of course had the knock out formula for the Campden Ward Selectors. A drive in Mrs Thatcher's Rolls-Royce!
Top that, Faulks
Mrs Thatcher loved Sibelious. Lloyd's Rolls still has the Thatcher 8 Track tapes for 21st Century listening
DeleteThis post must be from Lady Faulks, can't even spell Sibelius Surprised she has heard of him!
DeleteThose curves. And the tasteful little tattoo. All topped by the sexy hat. Am beside myself.
ReplyDeleteA bum to die for
DeleteHe could have done a few 'sit ups ' . Obviously scoffing too much of the canapes at the Garden Parties .Driving round in Thatchs' Old Roller - hasn't anyone told him there's a climate crisis. How vulgar . Someone should point out he has a rip in the seat of his trousers. 'Sigh' . Surely votes aren't that hard to come by in Campden.
DeleteGood Morning, residents. May I introduce myself? I am Amy Brooksbank, show business editor of the Sun.Does anyone have any images of Mr North in his show business days. We can give a small fee or donate to a chosen charity. My email is Amy.Brookbanks@the-sun.co.uk.
ReplyDeleteOooooh.......
ReplyDeleteForget all the salacious gossip. Lloyd will be a great Councillor for the residents of Campden Ward. One of the best.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your support Lord Moylan, I owe you one.
DeleteOr three, perhaps?
DeleteWard for Ward. That's what I say.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
DeleteMy place or yours !
DeleteMy place or yours !
DeleteHe won't get the vegan vote covered in all that animal skin .
DeleteCome on - let's be fair. Actually one's sexual inclination or previous activities have no bearing on whether one would make a good councillor. Only if one was open to blackmail or showed cronyism.
ReplyDeleteSorry, we all need to have a sense of humour, to be fair and not to discriminate on the basis of orientation, but do you really think that this is suitable attire for a prospective councillor?
DeleteWhat a thoroughly misogynist and homophobic blog this is. The Dame and your commentators should be ashamed (and cancelled).
ReplyDeleteDon't be a bloody idiot 15:01 This is a story about a man making sado-masochistic porn films
DeleteA long time ago?
ReplyDeleteHas he ever apologised for making films that corrupted the sex act by using sex as an excuse for sadism? NO!
DeleteNow please calm down 7.35. No sadism here. Lloyd just likes dressing up in leather and consorting with other leather Queens. They are called Bears. Cuddly bears.
DeleteHarmless. Just another uniform. Like the Ermine, or the DJ or the Morning Suite - all much loved by our Dame.
Voice of Moderation is clearly totally off the wall. The photograph of the council candidate is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMother of four Young Children, just keep your blinkers on, keep quiet, and stop irritating people of the world.
DeleteYour hero, dizzy Campbell, goes to bed wearing her jewelry. Do you know that? Can you IMAGINE what that means for your four young children?
Bottle it, mother
You bottle it, a hole
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