For somehow she has that sinking feeling THINK is just a little better researched than her own local political musings.
Still, the old Dame is not one to let envy be a bar to sharing the deeper insights THINK offers.
Well done, THINK...a jolly perceptive READ
On the ball. Brilliant and in touch. A benchmark for the Dame to emulate
ReplyDeleteHow dare you patronise the Dame: you need a damn good whipping
ReplyDeleteThe Dame is a dear old thing. But she is now a "venerable". THINK is a more thrusting and irreverent organ - more suited to the northern part of the Royal Borough.
DeleteYou have been reported for AGEISM. In her day she has made mince meat of the likes of the pedophile, Phelps and the expenses maestro, Pooter Cockell. The very mention of her name sent a frisson of fear down the spines of semi spineless and corrupt councillors
DeleteMata Hari?
DeleteI love an angry filly
DeleteI hesitate to say it, but although the Dame is as sharp as ever, she is getting a little complacent and worse, allowing her reluctance to mix with people, not of aristocratic birth, rule her life. In her glory days, the Dame would spend many a happy afternoon in the Chelsea Arts Club drinking Krug with the aristocratic Sir Pooter Cockell (at his expense). Why doesn't she ask Councillor Silly Lizzy to join her for a glass or two of Krug. These two old ladies might well find that they have a lot in common.
ReplyDeleteOnly the other day The Dame met up with Sir Merrick. He tells her he is seeking a publisher for his autobiography and wonders whether the Dame would be inclined to review it kindly. She was perplexed...not by the request but by the idea any publisher would be interested in his stories of lushing it up on the taxpayer.
Delete