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Saturday, 14 November 2020

"WE CARE SO MUCH FOR YOU"....PASS THE SICK BAG

The new crop of Conservative councillors is a vast improvement on the old time servers. 

Despite the angry buzzing of Wasp the 20 MPH speed limit is eminently sensible. 


                                    It's my show....councillors

But we do have a problem with some of the good Doc Quirk's officers hired in from his East End haunts.

The Doc has told all officers to preface their missives to overburdened taxpayers with cloying messages using the times of Covid as a pretext.

Every message from the Council seems to kick off with, " Your council really cares for you" or "we want to support you".

All this nonsense has been thought up by the £100 million a year 'Communications Dept" and £300k a year Doc: it needs to stop.

RBKC residents don't like being patronised. 

Residents here are sophisticated creatures and dislike being talked down to by Doc Quirk. Especially, as we know that the Doc Quirk has taken very good care of himself!

So....stop all this and just get on with the jobs taxpayers fork out large sums of money for you to do.......

12 comments:

  1. A REAL DOCTOR WRITES14 November 2020 at 10:52

    This tum tum of Dr Quirk looks dangerous

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  2. The Council spends millions on health yet its Town Clerk looks a case of 'healer heal thyself'....oh, I forget he's not a proper doc

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  3. "Your Council really cares about you and your Council flat" is Lewisham Council par excellence.

    I know a Council tenant in Lewisham who received a letter which said, "when you've had your bunions done do pop in and tell us so we can put it on the compu'er.

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  4. The Dame gets dimmer every day with old age. If you reduce the car lanes by 50% then you need to increase the speed limit from 30MPH to 60MPH to keep the traffic flowing.

    Get it?

    Reducing the limit to 20MPH makes no sense at all. Just some juvenile Councillor getting out of bed and deciding "I'm going to save the world today". We pay our Councillors to take a BALANCED APPROACH.They need to up their game. Starting with the useless dizzy Campbell

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    1. How dare you insult the old Dame with your ageist comment. She had her mental health check up at the RBKC Adult Care Centre the other day and was told she had the mental capacity of a teenager. We all know Wasp is mad about speed.... like me.

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  5. Bit of a confused post this one. Are you having a go at Dr Quirk for his supposed instruction, or at the officers for carrying it out? (Neither is actually true in my experience - I know we are in a post-truth era but I don't expect fake news from such a prestigious outlet as this). If you don't like him, there are plenty of real things to have a go about, if you're in the know.

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    1. Please spill the beans on Dr Quirk. He should not be tolerated for a moment more.

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  6. THE DAME'S HEAD OF COMPLIANCE16 November 2020 at 10:19

    If you know more about The Doctor and 'his other things to have a go about' then please discreetly email the old Dame

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    1. A blog that lowers itself to engage in and facilitate petty personal vendettas is not a credible platform for such serious matters, so you will have to read that particular scoop elsewhere I'm afraid.

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  7. THE DAME'S HEAD OF COMPLIANCE16 November 2020 at 19:58

    The Dame thinks you know nothing and are just looking to obtain her attention.
    Quirk is a bully and not wanted here.

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    1. THE DAME'S HEAD OF COMPLIANCE17 November 2020 at 10:23

      Resting your case is a good idea...it is exhausted and merit free!

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    2. If you say so.

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