The Dame was one disappointed old hag. She was so looking forward to gatecrashing Chez Faulks.
The maidservant had laid out all her party frocks and there was a frisson of excitement in the air.
Suddenly she heard the news that charming Kwasi Kwarteng had another engagement.....
The Dame's fury was assuaged by news that the Tories were having an even bigger bash in Earls Court tomorrow night. 'I will be there' the Old Thing mused, especially as she could meet some powerful local political figures...Mr Hands...Miss Buchan and soon to be ennobled, Cllr Campbell!
Excitedly she heard that the latest event would be at a church, St Cuthbert's.
She had heard that the Anglican Church was the Tory Party At Prayer but was this not a bit OTT?
The Dame is a Pol Roger girl so was disappointed to read...
"We will be serving Prosecco (kindly sponsored by Bosco Del Merlo) and mulled wine along with seasonal nibbles and mince pies, to the accompaniment of a Brass Ensemble"
My dear Dame,
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that the Faulks are having a grand bash?
Perhaps, they would like to play the latest Tory semantic games. They would probably call it the "party inclination" which the French idiomatically describe "penchant fete."
I received another email invitation this morning to the Conservative Party tonight. Could not believe it. Conservative Association Chairman Andrew Foster has obviously turned into an ostrich
ReplyDeleteDid the party go ahead, Dame?
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