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Thursday, 5 May 2011

CAPTION COMPETITION

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  1. anyone know a good tailor in the TriBorough?

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  2. Cockell: "How the hell did I get into this?"

    Hammersmith: "I'll shaft the Tosser"

    Westminster: "Need to watch my back"

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  3. "I forgot my laxative"

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  4. 'Cockle feels an icy grip around his soul as his former co-conspirators prepare to eat him raw'.

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  5. Oh daer, oh dear. Why are we trying to get brownie points at Central Office. The House of Lords is full up

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  6. Stephen: Merry Popins, we won't let you go!
    Merry Popins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
    Colin: Didn't you get sacked?
    Merry Popins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
    Stephen: Oh, Merry Poppins!
    Stephen & Colin: Hurrah, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray...
    Merry Popins: Neither am I a Maypole. Kindly stop spinning about me.

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