The Dame is not ashamed to admit young Ludo, her dissolute nephew, has given many sleepless nights.
But since leaving his treatment centre in S. Africa he has taken on a new lease of life.
But since leaving his treatment centre in S. Africa he has taken on a new lease of life.
He is full of money making ideas.
One involves flogging cheap 'past sell by date' fags to Africans.
One involves flogging cheap 'past sell by date' fags to Africans.
Though the Dame doesn't approve she thought that Sir Pooter might have some words of advice: after all, was not part of his career spent marketing very cheap 'tobacco products' on the African continent?
Young Ludo took the Dame's advice and dropped an email to the great man.
Imagine the Dame's astonishment when Ludo showed her the reply.
It seems our 'nearly Lord' has become very grand.
He has a vast private office and a team of staff headed by an Executive Assistant!
One hopes the Mayor has not been lending him the Bentley.
POOTER'S EXECUTIVE OFFICE! |
We know how addicted to status symbols the plump little chap is.....
Lauren, our grand friend's Executive Assistant, has experience dealing with Cabinet Ministers like the self important Pooter.
She says she has a "proven ability to manage complex assignments on behalf of Cabinet Ministers, HNWIs and sector-leaders in a diplomatic and discreet manner"
She says she has a "proven ability to manage complex assignments on behalf of Cabinet Ministers, HNWIs and sector-leaders in a diplomatic and discreet manner"
From: Lauren Bennie - EA to Sir Merrick Cockell [mailto:lauren@cockell.co]
Sent: 31 January 2015 13:14
To: Ludo@theverydodgybaccycompany.co.uk
Subject: Special prices on really cheap smokes
Sent: 31 January 2015 13:14
To: Ludo@theverydodgybaccycompany.co.uk
Subject: Special prices on really cheap smokes
Thank you for emailing the office of Sir Merrick Cockell.
I will be out of the office from 15:30 on Friday 30 January.
I will be out of the office from 15:30 on Friday 30 January.
I will respond to your enquiry on my return to the office on Monday 02 February.
Thank you,
Lauren
Lauren
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This is how Planning Committee should work.
Both schemes were criticised for elements of over-development, poor design, un-neighbourly overlooking, and what one referred to as 'segregated housing'. The vast sums offered in lieu of providing affordable housing on site were side-stepped, and many members - and the vast majority of the public who attended - objected strongly to the widening gap between super-rich and 'others' embodied in both these designs.
The Odeon application was criticised for the 'greedy' penthouses and its gated design, while social rented housing was shoved onto Earl's Court Road with no access to community facilities. There was huge concern over the 'poor door' cinema spilling onto Earl's Court Road while the 'bespoke' cinema was accessed through a posh coffee shop. The provision of bicycle parking for the 'elderly' housing (on the street I think) but lack of access to car, motorbike or mobility scooter parking was derided.
A victory for the community of Kensington, who have been outraged by so many recent applications in contravention of our own policies.