The vastly overpaid £52,000 a year deputy leader of the Rotten Borough, Cllr Nick Paget-Brown has excitedly sent a press release to the Dame as she 'soujourns'; at her villa in Capri(its ok for some eh Dame Ed). Anyway, Nick P-B is delighted to let the world know that the 'public lavatories' im Talbot Road are now open.....!!!
Left: 'Toilets' of interest to 'certain disgraced' ex RBKC councillors
"Deputy Leader of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, Cllr Nick Paget-Brown, said: "Close to 60,000 people visit the market each Saturday so these new facilities will be in much demand...... I know that local traders and residents will be pleased with the high quality of work that has restored age-old lavatories to their former glory."
The Talbot Road lavatory will be open Fridays and Saturdays 8am to 6pm, and the Bevington Road lavatory will be open Monday to Thursday 9am to 6pm and Friday and Saturday". To celebrate this momentous event there will be a RBKC sponsored 'piss up'
The Dame recommends that those ex councillors with a recent fixationon on 'public toilets' stay away. As The Dame says 3 councillor resignations are quite enough......