Such insolence!
Dear Dame
None of your readers have seen a picture of the Dame so we can but envisage you as being of a very certain age.
Clearly, young Mr. Macron, being interested in powerful old 'crone's might be attracted to you.
I thought this might be a suitable warning to you.
A loyal reader.....
Moi et Ma Crone
ReplyDeleteMr. CA Meron was seen today wandering like a lost soul along Portobello Road.
ReplyDeleteProbably on the campaign trail for ukip
DeleteIf le jeune Macron has an eye for power-crazed old crones, he might set his chapeau at the "strong and stable" chatelaine of numero 10. He'll likely need to secure a visa if the silly sow stops free movement. Still, as his Euros will go a lot lot further, he could court her with gifts of court and kitten heels de chez Chanel, beyond the reach of most on this side of the Channel when her fiscally suicidal Brexit 'strategy' kicks in.
ReplyDeleteinteresting thoughts he has ---- and there is only water on the table... just wander if there was a glass or two of Premier Cru...
ReplyDeleteThe only Premier Cru Sad Badger ever knows is the dregs from bottles left out by the Belvedere.
DeleteI would like to get my hands on a badger. I am running out of bristle.
I might wander up Holland Park with my o/u and see if I can myself a fine badger