Just as the Dame was enjoying a mid morning coffee by her infinity pool the phone rings. It is an anxious Cllr Sir Merrick ShortlyShortly Cockle on the line. "Dame, you seem to know more about the Royally Rotten Borough than I do myself so I need your help'(who says Pooter ignores the Dame now?)
What could the Dame to do help this august and important personage? Well, it transpires that La Baronessa has gone missing and has not been seen in the purlieu of the Town Hall for time immemorial-or at least ever since she ascended to the grandeur of the Lords.