The Dame has had her attention drawn to an advertisement ordered by Sir Pooter Cockell. It is for Mr or Mrs 'Ethical'.
|EX MAYOR OF RBKC...ETHICAL CHAP|
Sir Pooter tells us it is to ensure that the Council maintains its 'high ethical standards'-and to ensure, one assumes, that councillors, like ex Lamont and Phelps, are kept out!
So who will appoint this paragon? We all know how the late and unlamented Standards Committee was stuffed with Pooters' poodles so we can assume that this appointment will be overseen by Pooter...what a waste of time!
Pooter tells us...
.....we also wish to recruit someone with both an understanding of people, behaviour and what motivates them. These are the qualities.....
- fair-mindedness and impartiality
- mature and sound temperament
- good communication skills
- commitment and reliability
.....qualities generally unseen amongst the current bunch of councillors! Hopefully, whoever is chosen, will revisit some of Pooter's lavish expenses to prepare him/her for the job!
What a joke....