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A date?
The best answer will be rewarded with high tea at Durrant's Hotel with the dear Dame and some of her elderly friends.....
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I don't know what this article Dame meant but I feel bad if I don't contribute to comment in reply so I offer my photo caption.
ReplyDeleteHer hand says it all. "Oh Dear, what now?"
Lizz's thinking bubble: What does this man want? I don't really want to be talking to another resident any more than I need to. How can I be excused?
I think he's asking her who she is !
ReplyDelete"Now tell me again why i shouldn't take this hat off and beat you silly "
ReplyDelete"Good Afternoon Lady Borwick "
ReplyDelete"I'm not Lady Borwick "
Apologies it's just none of us round here know what she look like "
Lady C " Two Prosecco Please..what do you mean your not the waiter ?
ReplyDeleteYou haven't seen a Mr Rock - he asked me to get him somethin'
ReplyDeleteNow tell me again why you put flammable cladding and removed the firebreaks from the Tower ?
ReplyDeleteI'm listening but i can't hear with all this noise .
ReplyDeleteI didn't order a minicab .
ReplyDeleteNo, No, No No No - I am definitely not the leader of the Council - its someone else you after - have you tried the helpline - there won't be anyone on the other end - but it's worth a try .
ReplyDeleteTell me again how i get my kid into Holland Park School ?
ReplyDeleteSo you want me to stand for the Conservative's - really !
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you an i slip off to a nice little corner - you look a bit of a Go-er . (Can be said either way round )
ReplyDeleteMan : I want to talk about social housing
ReplyDeleteLady C : What's that when its at home ?
Man: Can i have my seat back please, ive sat in the same place for 20 Years, i helped set up the Carnival .
ReplyDeleteLady : Well not anymore - the Council is regenerating Carnival , we intend to move it outside the borough and you alongside it ... now run along .
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ReplyDeleteMan: I want to talk about the fire .
ReplyDeleteLady: What Fire- has there been a fire .
oh, never knew that the America Cup crew were taking part in the merriment. They are all white, right?
ReplyDelete"Ma'am, I plan to ask the DAME for her hand in marriage, I am short of a witness and wondered if you could oblige"
ReplyDelete"Do you know WHO I AM!"
I don't know why the dame thinks I am a man in a blue hat, I am a woman and the blue is something behind me, its not a hat!
ReplyDeleteha ha
ooooo Lenny Henry - How Wonderful to meet you.. oh your not him er.. um..eh - what do you want i'm trying to get some Afro Caribbean Culture - its on my bucket list along with 'Tower Block Lifts ' and The America's Cup - and you spoiling my Culture you silly man .
ReplyDeleteExcuse me mam , but have you lost 101 Dalmations
ReplyDeleteWoman :Your looking for a Secretary for the Westway Trust .What do i need to do .
ReplyDeleteMan :Well for a start there's dictation .
Woman : Let me stop you right there - as you well know - the village does not 'dictate ' to the estate - now run along.
Dizzie: "what am I doing here, surrounded by all these Western Oriental Gentlemen?"
ReplyDeleteCan I join you at Chequers when you take your next batch of Tory anti brexit MPs there to try to bribe them into supporting you?
ReplyDeleteThe comments are too funny. LOL
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