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Monday, 18 February 2013


We've all been guilty...a good dinner....a couple of bottles of Chateau Palmer and some other little local government nonentity you can show off to.......
'Prime Minister' Pooter Cockell has been up to the East Midlands( not in the Bentley one hopes) having expansive discussions with the Leader of a little provincial backwater.
Evidently, without consulting with councillors, Pooter had private one to one chats with the scary looking boss of Peterborough City Council. Puffing a large Montecristo our tycoon leader has offered to spend £50 million of our reserves to develop housing in Peterborough for the poor of our parish. 
According to the local paper Pooter has also promised to use his influence to persuade K&C companies to relocate to Peterboro' 'to create jobs in the city'...what an idiot encouraging job transfers out of K&C!

According to the Dames' sources the Leader of Peterboro', Cllr Marco Cereste, has been dropping Pooter's name to his council colleagues and they are all frightfully impressed. The thing is that Don Marco also has interests in residential development so he will be sure to ensure no conflicts........

All the details and horrid comments are  here

At these dinners Pooter has also been boasting about bringing 'his world famous' opera company to Peterborough. 
Pooter has promised he will not be sending any common hoi polloi to Peterboro'....

News of the negotiations has already attracted criticism from 
Conservative MP, Peterborough MP Stewart Jackson, who 
warns homeless people in Peterborough should get priority 
over their counterparts from the capital.
There are currently about 9,000 people on the city council’s 
housing waiting list.
Mr Jackson said “I think the leader of the city council needs to 
be straightforward and explain what was the basis of his 
unilateral negotiations with the leader of an inner London 
borough and why he felt it appropriate to undertake such 
“I have worked hard to persuade the city council to give local 
residents priority on housing allocations.
“Surely Cllr Cereste wasn’t proposing to dump our own 
working people looking for affordable housing off the housing 
register in favour of those on a waiting list from a London 
borough. Such a policy would make no sense. We need a full 


  1. Looks like time for some FOI's on the PM's expenses

  2. Merrick Cockell's family were Austrian Jews forced to flee Nazi terror.
    It is outrageous that he is attempting to 'cleanse' the Borough in this crude and stupid way.

  3. What a rough looking guy! Pooter has clearly moved on from the Masons

  4. Its fun to catch the First Class Express to the Midlands with £ millions in your back pocket and negotiate "deals" over fine wine. Pooter in his element. Pushing his "Sir" across the table to an upwardly mobile Black Country diddly squat.

    Diddly squat thrilled to hear from his secretary that Prime Minister Sir Pooter Cockle arrives in Dewsbury on the 12.34

    What a riot. Except it is the poor K&C council tax payers funding the whole ego trip

  5. The motivation is all to clear. Move labour and Lib Dem voters out of K&C. Not a word in the local K&C newspapers. It takes the Dame to break the news as usual.

    1. Tired Tory Councillor19 February 2013 at 05:09

      The local papers knew nothing of it, neither did Tory Councillors. Pooter plotting aimless idiocies once again. It will go nowhere, but upset a lot of people along the way.

      The man is getting madder by the minute.

    2. He has become a real embarrassment to the Conservative Party

  6. Dear Dame

    I know you and Sir Merrick re very close. Could you forward this to him? It would be tragic if he followed in Shirley Porter's footsteps.

    1. You are correct....your 'Prime Minister' and I are close....but not intimate, though he does tend to ring the Dame asking for strategic advice or suggestions as to who he should elevate to the Mayoralty. Are you suggesting that Sir Merrick is up to some gerrymandering with 'Don' Marco of PCC?

    2. Certainly not, he would never even contemplate something so dishonourable, but he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer and needs protecting from himself. I am sure he wants to move Labour voters out of the borough only for their own good.

  7. Dame is is it correct that Cereste has promised to name the new town....Cockletown?

  8. Sir Merrick obvoisly thinks the homeless are a blight on the landscape and need to be shifted elsewhere. Anywhere will do but out of the Rotten Borough. Long live Sir Merrick and all who support him (for the time being)!!!

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