Yet the buffoon Johnson, on his recent trip to Qatar, had this to say about the duplicity of Qatar's ruling class.
"The Qataris are wearing M&S underwear beneath their kanduras. They are eating in Gordon Ramsay’s restaurants. They are driving Land Rovers and phoning with Vodafone – and last year the UK exported goods worth a record £1.3 billion to Qatar alone; not bad for a place with only 1.8 million people.
It was a joy to hear the natives speak spontaneously of their affection for Britain. I lost count of the number of times I was told: “London is my second home.”
Johnson, doesn't just have his head up the Qatari bottom: he has an entire Shard up there.