At no point did the old thing feel fearful for her life and limbs.
On her return to our great city all the Dame read of nothing but shootings, stabbings and muggings: London is a truly dangerous place.
There are three people responsible for this mess....little selfie loving Mr. Khan; Miss Dick from the Met and the vacuous Miss Rudd.
They have all failed us. They are a disgrace.
Miss Dick likes to be photographed with her bosom heaving with gongs.
It reminds the Dame of her dear, departed friend, FE Smith. FE, after a rather heavy club lunch, noticed an old admiral festooned with gongs. " Admiral, what a lot of medals you have" observed Smith. "yes, Mr. Attorney-General, if I get any more I won't know where to put them"
"Put them on your backside where you earned them" was the succinct advice.