|MAYOR HOPEFUL APOLOGISES|
Sensible people might wonder why he needed to apologise for 'something he did not do'.
More confusing still was his wish to 'apologise for unreservedly for anything that could be or may have been construed as inappropriate on my part'.
Stevie is responsible for Met policing so, being 'the long arm of the law', his hands may have found the lift cabin too constraining thus causing inadvertent contact with the lady's anatomy.
It's all most odd.
If he didn't touch the lady's bottom why did he not come out and say so?
This sweaty and overweight small time local politician is not suitable material as London's Mayor: senior Met officers think him a joke and the joke is on us Londoners if we elect him.