'Artistic' followers of the Dame, such as disgraced ex cllrs Phelpsie and Lamont, will have noticed the Hornet 'masthead' has undergone a significant 'makeover'.
The Dame hopes you all like the careful use of colours and typography.
And on the subject of 'art' the Dame's attention was drawn to this, below, in the Evening Standard.
When Pooter first forced colleagues to spend £100,000 on a new Bentley his rationale was that it was required, 'to maintain the dignity of the Borough'.....
You could not make it up!
Anyway, The Dame hears Pooter has got very keen on the idea of making taxpayers pay to have his chubby features rendered in oils.
He envisions a theatrical style of portraiture with him gesturing,Napoleonic style, towards his some of his more outrageous wastes of our money.... like Holland Park School and Exhibition Rd.
The fact his peerage has not arrived causes him great sadness.
He had hoped to be arrayed in his ermine, rather than his Next suit.
Nick Paget-Brown needs to ensure that the cost of his portrait should be borne by councillors....not taxpayers.