|HIT BY POO!|
The bag hit its target with an unpleasant sounding splat.
Being a nosey old thing the Dame asked what had happened.
Spluttering with rage, our eminent barrister told her he reprimanded a Ten Acres neighbour for depositing his dog's bagged excrement by a tree.
A violent argument ensued, resulting in Warrick fleeing down the road before being halted by a well-aimed shot.
Cllr Warrick has now reported the assault to the Met.....