" You old bag. How dare you tell people I only get £260,000 a year. I get a helluva' lot more than that, you old crone. I could buy and sell you ten time over".
A much chastened Dame apologised and asked how much 'bunce' he actually got.
"I get £325,000 a year, or £1400 every day I get to the office and I got meself a top of the range Beamer too"
The Dame is happy to apologise....maybe he will take the old thing for a drive in the Beamer; whatever that might be....