Monday, 29 November 2021

CAMPDEN GOES DIVERSE AND SELECTS ROLLS DRIVING EX PORN STAR


Tonight, that bastion of Conservatism, Campden Ward, voted for a one time pornstar as councillor in waiting. 

Evidently, Lloyd North objects to his exotic past being ventilated in the media. 

The question is why? Is he ashamed of his past or is he just concerned some voters might find starring in hard gay porn films distasteful and refuse to vote for him?


41 comments:

  1. Long Term Campden Resident30 November 2021 at 00:09

    I have lived in Campden Ward all my life and have always voted Conservative. But no longer, this in an insult. Who chose him and who is the third Conservative candidate? I certainly wouldn't vote for Lady Faulks either. She is a real embarrassment. Always putting her foot in it.

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    1. Has Long Term Campden Resident heard of someone called Boris Johnson?

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    2. Cllr Lloyd North is great mates with Felicity Buchan MP. They are often seen together in local cafe society and Lloyd regularly wheels her out at Association Meetings.

      Flick will vouch for Lloyd's public service credentials

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    3. I have been told that the third candidate is someone called Preety (like the Minister but with a different spelling!) who lives on the South Coast.

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    4. She is not newsworthy

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    5. So you know her 12:06? Are you saying that she is a non-entity? Tell us more.

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    6. Ballast. Will be a great letter stuffer and and canvasser for Ross Allen, the Campaign Manager at the Conservative Association headquarters

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  2. Congratulations to Lloyd! Adds a bit of colour to a dour and boring Ward, exemplified by the illiterate and bird brained Cllr Faulks.

    Now there is the promise of a huge "refresh" from the rich tapestry of Lloyds journey so far. Part time builder, airline steward, porn star, land lord, property developed, Conservative volunteer, classic car enthusiast, Margaret Thatcher groupie and a prime mover in the Edwardes Square and Scarsdale Association.

    Hats off to the Tories - masters at reinventing themselves.

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    1. Onwards and upwards!

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    2. I believe the boy went to a good school

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    3. That's OK then. Did he pick up his 'habits' at Eton?

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    4. The quality will be remembered long after the price is forgotten

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  3. Lloyd drives Margaret. And reverses her. Automatic, not stick shift. Hilarious.

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    1. Who is Margaret?

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    2. "Margaret" is Lloyd's "Tory Blue" Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow. He bought it from his hero Mrs Thatcher. His uncle also had a Rolls-Royce when he was a boy growing up and when he had the chance to buy the Thatcher limo it was a dream come true. Low mileage, full RR Service History.

      And of course the stories.......

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    3. It is well known that Tory Selection Committees for MPs ask themselves the all important questions:
      1) Will this candidate ask me to tea?
      2) Will I get a chance to socialise regularly at Garden Parties?

      This is what Tory power broking is all about. Lloyd of course had the knock out formula for the Campden Ward Selectors. A drive in Mrs Thatcher's Rolls-Royce!

      Top that, Faulks

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    4. Mrs Thatcher loved Sibelious. Lloyd's Rolls still has the Thatcher 8 Track tapes for 21st Century listening

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    5. This post must be from Lady Faulks, can't even spell Sibelius Surprised she has heard of him!

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  4. Friend of Woodger30 November 2021 at 06:02

    Those curves. And the tasteful little tattoo. All topped by the sexy hat. Am beside myself.

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    1. A bum to die for

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    2. He could have done a few 'sit ups ' . Obviously scoffing too much of the canapes at the Garden Parties .Driving round in Thatchs' Old Roller - hasn't anyone told him there's a climate crisis. How vulgar . Someone should point out he has a rip in the seat of his trousers. 'Sigh' . Surely votes aren't that hard to come by in Campden.

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  5. Good Morning, residents. May I introduce myself? I am Amy Brooksbank, show business editor of the Sun.Does anyone have any images of Mr North in his show business days. We can give a small fee or donate to a chosen charity. My email is Amy.Brookbanks@the-sun.co.uk.

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  6. Oooooh.......

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  7. Conservative Association Member30 November 2021 at 11:24

    Forget all the salacious gossip. Lloyd will be a great Councillor for the residents of Campden Ward. One of the best.

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    1. Thank you for your support Lord Moylan, I owe you one.

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    2. Or three, perhaps?

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  8. Supporter of Lloyd30 November 2021 at 12:08

    Ward for Ward. That's what I say.

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    1. What does that mean?

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    2. My place or yours !

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    3. My place or yours !

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    4. He won't get the vegan vote covered in all that animal skin .

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  9. Come on - let's be fair. Actually one's sexual inclination or previous activities have no bearing on whether one would make a good councillor. Only if one was open to blackmail or showed cronyism.

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    1. Sorry, we all need to have a sense of humour, to be fair and not to discriminate on the basis of orientation, but do you really think that this is suitable attire for a prospective councillor?

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  10. What a thoroughly misogynist and homophobic blog this is. The Dame and your commentators should be ashamed (and cancelled).

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    1. Don't be a bloody idiot 15:01 This is a story about a man making sado-masochistic porn films

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  11. A long time ago?

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    1. Has he ever apologised for making films that corrupted the sex act by using sex as an excuse for sadism? NO!

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    2. Voice of Moderation1 December 2021 at 12:02

      Now please calm down 7.35. No sadism here. Lloyd just likes dressing up in leather and consorting with other leather Queens. They are called Bears. Cuddly bears.

      Harmless. Just another uniform. Like the Ermine, or the DJ or the Morning Suite - all much loved by our Dame.

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  12. Mother of four Young Children1 December 2021 at 12:43

    Voice of Moderation is clearly totally off the wall. The photograph of the council candidate is disgusting.

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    1. Very Irritated Person1 December 2021 at 14:38

      Mother of four Young Children, just keep your blinkers on, keep quiet, and stop irritating people of the world.

      Your hero, dizzy Campbell, goes to bed wearing her jewelry. Do you know that? Can you IMAGINE what that means for your four young children?

      Bottle it, mother

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    2. You bottle it, a hole

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