Thursday, 24 May 2018

WATCH OUT THERE'S A SPOOK ABOUT!

                                   name and address redacted
                  
A SPOOK


Dear Dame,

I understand that in the Great War you were engaged in the espionage business.

Presumably, you have kept up with some of your fellow spooks? After all, you are often been seen furtively entering the Special Forces Club.
 Anyway, enough rambling....
Greg's Killer Fingers
My sources at the very top of the Foreign Office tell me that our MP, Mr Greg Hands once served in Mi6 and can kill with two fingers.


Having looked at his cv it seems quite likely.


I think it’s time he came clean; after all, serving his country in this way should be a ‘badge of honour’

With the Kindest Regards

Majorie P*******y

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous24 May 2018 at 16:32

    I have heard this from two good sources

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  2. A Little Bird24 May 2018 at 16:59

    Funny thing, I always had a "feeling" about Greg. All that East German work, the German wife, and fluent in German. In the 80's and 90's Eastern Europe was the center of spook activity

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  3. Anonymous24 May 2018 at 19:22

    Strange world we live in. He will retire to Southwold, which is where all the spooks go to die. Truly.

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  4. Anonymous25 May 2018 at 10:23

    The British Establishment is the weirdest of all

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  5. Sir Francis Walsingham25 May 2018 at 15:34

    How dare you break the cover of one of our top agents. We used to call him 'hands and fingers' due to his fighting skills. A good man to have at your side when the going got tough

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