THE DAMES ELEVATES SIR POOTER TO THE BULGARIAN NOBILITY....BUT ALAS NO ALLOWANCE INCLUDED

The Dame has written about Mr Andy Bradley who makes a great deal of money from the Tri-Borough by running Compassion Courses for social workers. 
The Dame thought to her silly self, "I better get some of this compassion from young Mr Bradley."

Has it worked? Possibly.....

Those close to Sir Pooter blame the Dame for screwing up his chances of a peerage and that juicy £42,000 a year-or even more,had Cameron been bonkers enough to give him a job in the Lords.

A POSING POOTER HAVING TROUBLE
WITH SPECS

Pooter's Inner Circle say the horrible stuff in the Hornet was read by members of the Honours Committee......with dire results!

The more snobbish readers know the Dame descends from a line of Bulgar kings and thus can create nobles.....for small sums of money.

The Dame's Forebear

So she thought to herself if David C won't do the right thing she would. 






By special decree she announces that henceforth Sir Pooter will be known as the Duke of Sofia and Stanley....
Sadly, there is no allowance but he is entitled to wear a 'mini crown' at full council meetings.