Wednesday, 15 May 2013

POOTER COCKELL AND THE PAY OFF...SHED NO CROCODILE TEARS

The Dame has just heard some truly astonishing news....

TEARFUL CROC

It seems that Pooter-not content with funding his lifestyle with £130,000 a year of taxpayer funded jobs-has managed to squeeze a bit more from long suffering taxpayers!

In addition to his 'pension', he has also negotiated a pay off equalling six months of his allowance....a tax free £35,0000! 
Goodness knows what the Dame's friend, Andrew Pierce of the DM will make of this travesty! 
So shed no crocodile tears for Pooter....

Incidentally, Cllr Ahern is actively canvassing for a portrait painter capable of rendering a reasonable likeness of our ex PM. 
The Dame suggests that the local artist in residence be given the job: at least we might see some of our money back

4 comments:

  1. We have to give it to the boy. He is at the trough at every possible opportunity

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    1. Looks like he's trying to take some of it with him.

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  2. Blood sucker

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