THE COCK CROWS THREE TIMES FOR CLLR COCKELL:LGA TO GO LABOUR!

If your entire income is taxpayer funded it tends to be a bit 'feast or famine'....not so for Pooter Cockell... for him, over recent years, it's all feast! But, the gravy may soon be running out....
Besides the £70,000 a year K&C residents pay him a further £53,000 a year comes from the Local Government Association.

THE DAME & HER SALON

However, at one of the Dames' glamorous salons a clever confidante whispered some startling news. 
The May elections will be devastating for Conservatives leading to control of the ludicrously expensive LGA quango passing into Labour hands. 
This will leave Pooter poorer as he will be unceremoniously booted out....sans his £53k a year.

It is not his first experience of having his income slashed. 
However, he has always managed to replace lost income. 
We saw this when he lost his job on the Audit Commission(c £18,000 a year)....another waste of space..... the same when kicked off London Councils.(c £20,000 a year)

So losing three profitable little sinecures, in short order, might mean that Pooter will be unable to indulge his love of the Fat Duck.....at our expense.

Pooter is ever one to look to his interests....so don't expect him to stand down as Leader at the May elections....he will need the £70,000 a year!