Friday, 9 February 2024

ARBITER OF GOOD MORALS BACKS STARMER

The Dame was equivocating about whether to vote for Keir Starmer but when a property developer is quoted thus....

"Sir Keith Starmer is a decent man with good values and good morals” ......

.....she decided to be guided by Mr Nick Candy.

Mr and Mrs Candy might become Sir Nick and Lady Holly for this brazen support....ugh....pass the sickbag.



11 comments:

  1. Holly looks like something out of Barry Mackenzie. Don't want to get into a scrap with her

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  2. Dear Dame,

    A lady of your impeccable sartorial elegance is asked to adjudicate on this matter of taste.

    Is Holly wearing a leopard skin print in the pic above? Very common - reminiscent of Bet Lynch.

    I do not know about Barry MacKenzie but my mother always taught me the rules so as to avoid being called out as "dreadfully" common:-

    No to leopard skin or any animal print.
    No to a black bra under a white blouse.
    No to red drawers or black knickers showing through light coloured clothing.
    No to denim mini-skirts with no tights and corn beef legs.
    No to white stilettos,
    No to middle aged women wearing skirts above the knee.
    No to tight fitting tops and dresses.
    No to skirts which are belt like.

    Do you agree that Holly is very common?

    How could someone so common, graceless and vulgar, be Lady Anything other than Lady Muck?

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    1. The Dame's Etiquette Attache10 February 2024 at 09:00

      Coming from Sydney is not an excuse

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    2. Anyone who thinks 1 Hyde Park adds glory to our park or city has neither taste nor moral compass.

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  3. Holly's husband is a billionaire! He has all that money and she has no taste. Fancy sporting a leopard skin top. She is as common as muck. You can give the girl money but you cannot give her even a hint of taste. Surprising that the classy Tory Grandee, Jacob Rees Mogg, embraces her in to Pop Con.

    I bet Holly has leopard skin sheets made of satin on the bed at home and a tiger print on the chaise longue in the boudoir. These tasteful home comforts are de rigueur for the wife of any billionaire.

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    1. you bitch, you!

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    2. I had a very good teacher who taught me how to be a Bitch of the First Order.

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  4. How dare any of you useless & irrelevant people speak ill of Bet Lynch - none of you are worthy to so much as to undo her white stilettos !

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    1. Ah, yes. Bet Lynch was unbelievably common but her appearance was immaculate. It must have taken hours to perfect that delightfully common look, clothes, make up and hair do, although only a few minutes to put on white stilettos.

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    2. Gosh. Holly looks rough in that picture. The Irish have a word for that common, unfinished, look - "Streelish."

      The dark glasses make her look common and very sinister.

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    3. I had a friend who worked in Peter Jones in the early 1990's. Their management found it necessary to tell white women partners that wearing a black bra under a plain, light coloured, blouse was not permitted. Some of the girls working there thought that a black bra showing through a blouse was "fashionable." Common little bitches.

      The Partnership had no objection to a black bra underneath the Partnership's navy cotton dress.

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