Sunday, 6 August 2023

GRECO-TURKISH WAR TO BREAK OUT IN HORNTON STREET

 

Greco-Turkish War


Good Morning, Dame,

You horrid, spiteful old thing.

In two years time, Dizzy Lizzie Campbell is standing down. 

Her plan is to coincide this move with the defeat of the Tory government and a forlorn hope that Rishi will give her a peerage in the Dissolution Honours List. 

And why would Rishi reward someone in the 'Cabinet'(what pretension!) at the time of the Grenfell disaster? 

No, Dizzy...this is not going to happen! 

The people of Kensington and beyond would not tolerate this insult.

So, who will fill the void? 

Already Cllrs Cem Kemahli and Thalassites are on manoeuvres so can we look forward to a latter-day Greco-Turkish war of words as both try to secure the £70,000 part-time salary.

Yours truly,

'One who really does know'


28 comments:

  1. "Baronesss Campbell of Royal Hospital"? Oh dear
    this must be stopped!!

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  2. The Dame with her constant leaks to the ladies and gentlemen of the press totally undermined the silly Cockell and his attempts to get a peerage. She, however, did not stop his underserved K....greedy little shit that he is

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  3. I noticed that most recipients don't go to the Palace to get a K: trust the little chancer to go so he could get a pic of him with the Queen

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  4. Why on earth would anyone give E Campbell a peerage . She has achieved nothing in her accidental time as Council Leader and has not covered herself in glory in the aftermath of Grenfell . In point of fact were it not for her good fortune in being out of the Country yachting when the Grenfell fire happened she would have joined the rest of that discredited Cabinet in passing into oblivion . Joan Hanham deserved a peerage, Shereen Ritchie merited a peerage . But Dizzy Campbell ?- l think not

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  5. Even the residents of the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea will be disgusted that their Tory government backs language such as: “f*** off back to France.” Yes, defeat is surely coming!

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    1. "yes, if they don't like it f****k back to France" That is how most of us feel so it you out of step. We are pissed off by being abused by illegal immigrants

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    2. Yes, the simple coarsening of the body politic.

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    3. ‘f * * * * k’ with 6 letters! What sort of horrid swear word is that?

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    4. Nah....juts fed up with riff raff coming to our country when they could have stayed in France or any of the other safe countries they travelled through. Kick them out. We don't want. Especially the Albanian gangsters. Fabcing homing a Albanian 'refugee' gangster? No thought not arseholes.

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    5. “No thought not a***holes” is coarse.

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    6. Lee Anderson’s f-word outburst is a new low point in political profanity

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    7. How can we in the UK hold up our heads in pride and dignity when a member of parliament, the Conservative deputy chair, backed by the justice secretary, speaks in demeaning and disgusting language.

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    8. Lee Anderson’s and “Average Guy’s” vile language poses this question: do we want politics like this?

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    9. Anderson and Palmer are an embarrassment to right thinking people.

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    10. 'Right thinking People' ....it's idiots like you who have bought us to the state we are in. No other country has our record(apart from the USA) of allowing genuine refugees comfort. We are having our generosity tested. The people of this country apart 'right thinking dimwits' are fed up

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    11. This government can’t even implement its own asylum seeker gimmicks. The few dozen on the Bibby Stockholm barge have been moved off after lefty Legionella bacteria was found

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    12. After the success of their "Stop the Boats Week" during which record numbers of asylum seekers made it across the Channel, and sadly some didn't, inmates had to be taken off the controversial and extremely expensive Stockholm Bibby barge because they didn't bother to check the result of tests for legionella, and then the Tory Party descended into infighting. The government is now moving straight onto ... "NHS Week". What remarkable achievements will they have in store for us? It’s the strikes (nothing to do with us) that mean people are waiting longer. It’s the last government (Boris) that promised 40 new hospitals that we haven’t built. Etc.

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    13. Stop being thick. Even the Daily Mail is calling it: ‘migrant barge shambles’ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12405223/Rishi-Sunak-holiday-migrants-barge-Bibby-Tories-Home-Office-Legionella.html

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  6. What f****k is that five letter swear word?

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    1. What the flick! Downing Street has backed the use of the four letter F-word.

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    2. Good for Downing St. At last, mirroring what most people feel in this country about criminals entering our country

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    3. Language Matters!

      Your calculated use of dehumanising and alarmist language only underpins failing policy. The government is right: we do need to fix our ‘fundamentally broken asylum system’. First, there is the work (that should have already been carried out) to cut the massive backlog. That would have increased the numbers working (and paying tax) and reduced the hotel bills (the tax payer is picking up). The Home Office needs to pull it's f****** finger out!

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    4. ‘On Tuesday, Lee Anderson said asylum seekers that don’t like barges should “fuck off back to France”. Cheltenham’s Conservative MP, Alex Chalk, quickly defended Anderson’s Fuck Off Back to France Initiative, calling the language “salty”, and choosing to misunderstand the fact that asylum seekers can’t be deemed illegal migrants until they have been processed. In reality of course, asylum seekers cannot fuck off back to France as Mr Anderson’s Fuck Off Back to France Initiative suggests because a) their status has not been processed and b) the mechanism allowing us to fuck unprocessed asylum seekers back off to other EU member states no longer applies because of fucking Brexit. The Fuck Off Back to France Initiative is another cynical example of a Conservative policy being announced before it has been properly fucking stress-tested, simply to create a fucking reaction.’ Stewart Lee

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    5. You two at 09:04 & 22:17 must be real idiots. The working classes of this country don't want them here and they should never have been allowed in. They are here because they know we treat them with kid gloves in a way the French or other EU countries won't. Stop being thick if you can

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    6. You at 22:58 are thick if you think this government is delivering.

      The Telegraph reports (today), even Priti Patel is opposing government plans and that a government memo says the migrant crisis ‘to last at least five more years’.

      The two bases at Wethersfield in Essex and Scampton in Lincolnshire have been earmarked to take 3,700. The Home Office is “still working” on plans to house another 1,000 at former HMP Northeye on the outskirts of Bexhill in east Sussex.

      The former home secretary Priti Patel has accused the government of being “secretive” and “evasive” about plans to house asylum seekers on a disused RAF base. Priti Patel said there has been an ‘alarming and staggering’ lack of clarity about how long RAF Wethersfield will be used to house asylum seekers.

      The memo also indicates that the barge at Portland, Dorset would only provide value for money if its capacity was for 1,000 rather than the current plan for up to 500.

      Priti Patel has demanded answers from Suella Bravermen, the current home secretary.

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    7. You are not wrong (15:15):
      * David Davis is saying there is 'startling incompetence' at the Home Office.
      * Jake Berry has calling it a Barge farce!

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  7. 13 August 2023 at 22:58 … class warrior!

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  8. ‘It’s like an episode of Fawlty Towers’ https://www.channel4.com/news/its-like-an-episode-of-fawlty-towers-conservative-councillor-on-bibby-stockholm-barge

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