Thursday, 15 July 2021

NEXTDOOR READER, MR ROBERT GORDON, CLAIMS DOGS CAN POO IN THE STREETS

The Dame rarely reads Nextdoor whose members are exploited by US billionaires for their valuable personal data. 

However, an old friend sent her a comment from a strange and angry Robert Gordon of Kensington. 

Mr Gordon claims dogs are perfectly at liberty to defecate in the streets of K&C

Now the Dame knows that an ancient bylaw allows King Charles spaniels to enter restaurants but is there some other unknown bylaw that sustains Mr Gordon's bizarre belief? 

Could it be some Royal Perogative as a Royal Borough?

Can someone from K&C put bonkers Gordon right?

7 comments:

  1. Local Fella15 July 2021 at 16:14

    I think I have met this chap. Nutty as one of the Dame's famous tea time fruit cakes

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  2. Anonymous15 July 2021 at 16:15

    Gordon, you bloody fool. Of course it is against the law! People like you ruin our streets

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  3. HRH THE PRINCE OF WALES15 July 2021 at 16:17

    As an expert in all things pertaining to what we Royals can or cannot do I can assure this fellow, Gordon, that he is quite wrong

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  4. Anonymous15 July 2021 at 16:43

    Well, if a gentleman can piss on the rear offside wheel of a taxi, I could believe anything.

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  5. Anonymous20 July 2021 at 17:39

    Well a dog can take a poo whilst being walked but the law says you must pick it up maybe Mr Gordon missed that bit or just does not like to abide by the law and feels it is beneath him to clear up after his pet

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