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That foolish dimwit, Sir Merrick 'Pooter' Cockell warned councillors and officers never to read the Hornet's Nest.
However seven thousand taxpayers a week read it and giggled over hotel dry cleaning bills for his giant-sized Y fronts and other giant ex's.
Just imagine what the readership might be were the Dame ever to stop turning her aristocratically retrousse nose up at new-fangled social media?
The Dame often alerted her media chums so Pooter and his vile greed was read about by millions. As a result, the Dame stopped him settling his fat backside on the red leather benches of the Lords.
That was a win-win for democracy.
When the Dame called up the Council's Comms Dept and mentioned she was from the Hornet the PR 'child' there innocently inquired, "what is the Hornet's Nest"....she probably thought it a 'new wave' aggro-punk group.
Come on, Price-Thompson...communicate and embrace the old Dame!
The blog on Portobello Market reached 800 views.
You should have been responding and reacting rather than allowing a councillor to hang out to dry.
You cost, with salary, pension and other costs £180,000 a year at a time when councils are going bust. Give some value!
If one day it should happen that a victim should be found,
ReplyDeleteThe dame has got a list,
a very little little list
of RBKC offenders who may have gone to ground,
but none of 'em be missed,
but none of 'em be missed,
There's the pestilential nuisances who think they're politicians,
Like Cockell, Moylan, Phelps, and Fielding Mellen too,
with Exceptionally Dim Tim and Dizzy Lizzy too,
Let none of 'em be missed,
Let none of 'em be missed.
and there's lady from North Kensington who doesn't think she's marxist but would rather like to try,
and that nisi prius nuisance who just now is rather rife, the pseudo-socialist, the pseudo socialist
She has got 'em on the list.
The Dame has got 'em on the list.
Says it all. And the Hornton Street PR department that never heard of the Hornet?? Says even more.
DeleteDizzy is up her own glass tower
Glass Tower? Surely Clear The Swamp means Ivory Tower?
DeleteAs ever, the Dame hits the nail on the head; the head of Pooter, Dizzy Lizzie or any of the useless rest of them.
ReplyDeleteTalking of useless; in the case of public spending, the £180,000pa currently being paid for RBKC's new public relations guru - I can't remember his name - would be better spent on providing the public with a police hub.
That's 3 valid points in a single post!