Sunday, 18 October 2020

THE DAME EAVESDROPS ON MR GOVE IN DAQUISE

The Dame often drops into Daquise for a Polish dumpling or two wth her chum, The Baroness Sherry Lubomirski.

The two old things got a real thrill when they spotted good looking Mr Gove dining with Mr Parris and his partner, Mr Glover.

Mr Gove might have partaken in a little too much wodka because as the evening progressed he dilated at some length and in loud tones about the qualities of his boss, the PM.

The Dame thought the hatchet had been buried but from what she heard it seems to have been just lightly covered with a sprinkling of earth.


6 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 October 2020 at 17:58

    This was a very private conversation and you, Dame had no business listening in. What a horrible person you are and then to publicise it.

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  2. Anonymous18 October 2020 at 17:59

    Obviously Gove is warming up Parris in preparation for a putsch

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  3. Michael Gove19 October 2020 at 08:22

    I find it very rude that my private conversations are reported in this way

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  4. Boris Johnson19 October 2020 at 08:23

    Oh F....k off, Michael.

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  5. Anonymous19 October 2020 at 15:18

    Even the true Blue Torygraph is slagging Boris off now.

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