Friday, 31 July 2020

THE SLEAZIEST PM SINCE HAROLD WILSON

Those of the Dame's vintage will remember Harold Wilson's Lavender List prepared by his secretary/mistress, (Lady)Marcia Falkender...
The List, printed on lavender coloured paper, featured a roster of dodgy characters who had paid money to the Labour Party.

Sleazy Boris Johnson has nominated his brother for a peerage as well as the mysterious Lebedev boy who provides Prime Ministerial vacations. (If the Dame had known BJ could be bought with a holiday she would have invited him to cruise on SS Hornet)

'Boy' Lebedev cemented his peerage by making George Osborne editor of his dreary freesheet but questions are still being asked about how the 'Boy' is refinancing his freesheet with mysterious Saudi money.
WEIRDO


One person fulminating about the peerage given to Danny 'Boys' Moylan is his former boss, the very dim and greedy Sir Merrick 'Pooter' Cockell.
The Dame put in a call to Sir Pooter to get his reaction. 





The words used by Sir Pooter left even the unshockable Dame trembling and shaking




12 comments:

  1. Sir Merrick Cockell31 July 2020 at 21:28

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    1. Congratulations to Lord Daniel Moylan

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  2. Lord Moylan of Earls Court Tube Station31 July 2020 at 21:35

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    1. ooooh........

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    2. Matthew, Lord Daniel Moylan? Is he a true aristo then?

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  3. It is actually Lord Moylan of Brum. But his new lordship is deeply ashamed and embarrassed by his humble origins which is why is so deeply bitter. Mr Johnson takes great pleasure in reminding him. Great to see the ‘boy’ squirming.

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  4. Daniel has no need to have shame over his humble origins: quite the contrary, his late father would have been very proud that their hard work and devotion had given Daniel a first class education. The shame of it is that so few parents share the same commitment to their children. Where Daniel can be criticised is his inability to treat others with respect. The Dame's mother referred to such people as being "unable to take oats".

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  5. Lord Moylan of Kensington! He got there at last. Nothing like playing the long game. Pooter (disgraced Leader Cllr Cockle) must be in agony.

    S Africa was a long time ago. Hope for us all.

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  6. Lebedev! That's one out of the left corner. The Russians, of course, are not to be trusted. Boris may think he has tied up support from the Evening Standard and created favours. But these guys turn like a snake.

    Lets see.....

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