Tuesday, 2 June 2020

WIN A WEEK ON THE DAME'S STEAM YACHT

We all have heard them....the supercar drivers and their wannabee emulators rending the air with the thunderous roar of their multiple exhaust pipes.
Most used to be from the Middle East but they have been joined by dimwits from the peripheries of London and the Home Counties. 
Imagine how their neighbours would react if forced to ensure this auditory torture.
The noise late at night is especially disturbing for the young and elderly.
The Dame is now inviting residents to take photographs of known offenders and submit them to her for consideration.

First up is this crystal-covered monster. 
When asked by an annoyed resident why she needed to disturb the peace by hard acceleration the idiot replied, "it was the car's fault!"

2 comments:

  1. "it was the car's fault!"? Clearly she thinks that you didn't have enough crystal rhinestones Dame. I think you have a better chance to shut her up if you investigate where she gets so much money to burn from?

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  2. Why don't we carry a few potatoes around in our pockets. This would provide income for farmers, but more importantly, we could stuff them up offending cars' exhaust pipes, and stop the noise.

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