Sunday, 15 March 2020

GREIG AND HIS PAPER ARE THE VIRUS

One of our most despicable residents is gnomic Geordie Greig, editor of the Daily Mail.
Common little man
The Dame, being a terrible old snob observes the Greig family started off as Glasgow grocers before insinuating themselves into royal circles and topping it all off by marrying into a grand Catholic 'sort of' recusant family.
Greig's editorial policy is to spread by whatever means panic in the population by a daily stream of lurid headlines exaggerating the dangers of Covid 19 so his dimwit readers rush off to strip supermarket shelves. 
In wartime, his paper would have been closed down for spreading fear and despondency amongst the population.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous15 March 2020 at 12:29

    This fella looks a little spiv

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  2. Lord Kensington15 March 2020 at 15:35

    Geordie is a great friend of mine and is a sterling chap. We went to the same school

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    1. Anonymous16 March 2020 at 12:29

      You have toe rag friends, Milord

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    2. Anonymous16 March 2020 at 12:30

      As we know the Harmworth family thought very highly of Herr Hitler in his early days

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  3. Anonymous16 March 2020 at 20:26

    "Compulsory purchase order" caught my eyes.

    "Ministers will also get powers to make compulsory purchases of land to free up room for extra graveyards."

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8112995/Troops-streets-fight-against-coronavirus.html

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  4. rapscallion17 March 2020 at 22:02

    Yuck 'orible et serpentium

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