Wednesday, 30 October 2019

THE DAME PUTS MISS HORLICK TO THE QUESTIONS



For anyone around in the late '80's the name Nicola Horlick will engender yawns.
This genius for self-promotion bored us all rigid with her claims to be a 'superwoman'.
This relic of the 'City Past' is back and about to drive us mad.
Horlick has been foisted on the local Lib Dem association to fight the Chelsea and Fulham seat.
The Dame decided to deconstruct the PR myths around Miss Horlick by putting a few questions to her...so far no reply came the stern response. 
Horlick needs to answer these questions for they directly impinge on her competence.


  • What success has she had in the various businesses she has owned from Bramdean to restaurants?
  • What is her relationship to Vincent Tchenguiz 
  • Why did she invest in Maddoff's funds having never met the crook
  • How can she claim Maddoff was 'good at calling the markets'
  • You blamed the collapse of your  Chiswick restaurant on 'mothers who don't go out': is that not a silly explanation for a bad investment? 
  • Money & Co is struggling to find success. Surely she should be focusing her time on its management rather than diverting to a career in politics.
  • To lose one director of Denmark Square is unfortunate: to lose four in one fell swoop smacks of disaster.


9 comments:

  1. Three spanking new stories from the Dame. All in the same day!

    The old dear is obviously smoking something or is taking steroids again. Whatever it is, she seems to be massively over stimulated at the moment.

    Long live the Dame!

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    1. Thank you, my dear. No, the Dame does not do 'illegals'.
      She has been at her favourite Swiss clinic for her annual rejuvenation therapy. Election time is when all the local hopefuls coming knocking on her door bearing gifts,,,

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  2. This Horlix simply doe not add up. A sense of irrelevant entitlement prevails. Trying to find a way to stay relevant in a world that has moved on.

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  3. I see in the Daily Mail that Horlick refers to the death of her daughter. It is quite wrong to use the death of your child in the way she does. Some might say sympathy exploitative

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  4. Her businesses are going bust. Probably needs a parliamentary salary!

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  5. The local Lib Dem association won't work for her. They don't like her and think she's a carpetbagger like Gyimah

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  6. Dame....has she answered your questions?

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