Thursday, 11 July 2019

MATT OBEROI SAYS UK PRISONS NO OBEROI'S

Greg Hands is an ex-banker so he will have some interesting professional chats with another ex-banker, Matt Oberoi
Matt is Labour's choice to unseat Greg. Sadly, Matt's banking career stopped before it started!
CROOK CANDIDATE

Normally, when you do work experience at a bank you don't use it as an opportunity for doing 'stuff' on the side.
Matt and his dentist dad worked up a scam so Matt would let his old man know what deals were upcoming and then buy the target stock. This earned them both over £100k and a spell at Her Majesty's Pleasure. 
You can read about in the Dame's fave paper HERE
What sort of father encourages his teenage son to steal on this scale especially as the father was a well paid dentist?

Matt is BAME which for those not to be au courant with Rubbish Speak means he identifies as Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic....that should be good for a few votes and help him in his mission “I didn’t join Labour for redemption. I joined because I want to change our world.”....


The Dame asked her dear friend, the Maharaja of Jaipur whether he was BAME and got a withering look for her trouble.

The perfect candidate should have been the very well liked Ian Henderson....a mad world!


16 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha ha . I cant stop laughing .

    ReplyDelete
  2. Wait till he gets in the treasury !

    ReplyDelete
  3. A big thank you Labour from all at Conservative Party Central Office .

    ReplyDelete
  4. Just seen this...and Greg Hands breathes a sigh if relief. Tories can now concentrate on taking back Kensington.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Is this for real ?

    ReplyDelete
  6. The Labour Party's finest.

    Matt Oberoi, candidate for Chelsea, with a disreputable past.

    Emma Dent Coad MP for Kensington, the Corbyn crawler, who has form for racist remarks to a Black Tory. Her failure to call out antisemitism and stand shoulder to shoulder with the jewish people is very telling.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Both of the Borough's parliamentary constituencies with be Tory at the next General Election. We don't need any more self serving socialists.

      Delete
    2. Not with those two lol

      Delete
  7. OMG more of the same BS. How on earth do these awful people keep resurfacing?

    ReplyDelete
  8. Ex public schoolboy banker , for the many , I dont think so. What a con.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Would you trust this man with your valuables ?

    ReplyDelete
  10. I'll bet Hands in laughing all the way to the bank.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Labours new slogan for the few not the many !

    ReplyDelete
  12. For the elite not the many ...

    ReplyDelete
  13. Looks like they dont want to win.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Is there a LibDem candidate ? With 70% remainers they might be in with a shout

    ReplyDelete

Comments are your responsibility. Anyone posting inappropriate comments shall have their comment removed and will be banned from posting in future. Your IP address may also be recorded and reported. Persistent abuse shall mean comments will be severely restricted in future.