Monday, 22 April 2019

JEREMY'S GRANDPA REVEALED BY THE DAME

LABOUR LEADER'S GRANDPA REVEALED!
Dear Dame,
Your bullying of our leader is reprehensible however I will reveal that JC does have theatrical connections.

I am very politically engaged and as such, have followed Jeremy’s exploits for over two decades.
I am a huge fan of television comedies from the golden age of British broadcasting.
So while I am not a fan of Jeremy’s bizarre neo-Marxist worldview, his staggeringly infantile grasp of economics, his genuinely cringe-worthy self-loathing, or his utter ignorance of history, he has one talent that nobody can deny.
I hugely appreciate his consummate skill when it comes to looking like Albert Steptoe’s stunt-double.

6 comments:

  1. Seamus Milne22 April 2019 at 08:38

    Bizarre....they cannot be related as JC hates small business and is too idle to have ever been self-employed

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  2. Laura Murray22 April 2019 at 08:40

    I think Jeremy is absolutely gorgeous and I love working with him.

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    1. Anonymous22 April 2019 at 12:58

      Jeremy is the rigour image of Old Steptoe. According to his wife he is not good at housework. The working classes are better at housework.

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    2. SadBadger23 April 2019 at 16:14

      Therefore, using the same argument, "Ol Steptoe" would have been just heaven to work for...

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  3. Resident22 April 2019 at 09:14

    Phew. This explains everything. Not a Kensington man.

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    1. SadBadger23 April 2019 at 16:16

      Certainly, NOT.....how could such a crass thought even cross your mind? ISLINGTON, is his Manor...

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