Thursday, 22 March 2018

KHAN, DICK & RUDD: THE IMPOTENT TRIO

The Dame has just returned from her annual three-week tour of Brazil, Paraguay and Argentina

 At no point did the old thing feel fearful for her life and limbs.

 On her return to our great city all the Dame read of nothing but shootings, stabbings and muggings: London is a truly dangerous place.

 There are three people responsible for this mess....little selfie loving Mr. Khan; Miss Dick from the Met and the vacuous Miss Rudd.
They have all failed us. They are a disgrace.

 Miss Dick likes to be photographed with her bosom heaving with gongs. 
Hopeless woman

 It reminds the Dame of her dear, departed friend, FE Smith. FE, after a rather heavy club lunch, noticed an old admiral festooned with gongs. " Admiral, what a lot of medals you have"  observed Smith. "yes, Mr. Attorney-General, if I get any more I won't know where to put them"

 "Put them on your backside where you earned them" was the succinct advice.



15 comments:

  1. A traveller22 March 2018 at 08:20

    The Dame is right. I just visited S Africa for three months and everyone said "you are mad". You will get robbed and murdered for sure. Well I did not get robber or murdered. And never felt that I was going to get robbed or murdered. And was not surrounded by constant reports of robbery and murder in the newspapers. But as soon as I returned to London, it was a different story.

    Bloomberg managed to clean up New York. Mayor Khan needs to do the same in London.

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  2. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 08:39

    Khan is a dimwitted ex 'uman rights lawyer with the charisma of a Walls banger

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  3. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 09:49

    Unless you are a teenage boy of afro-caribbean heritage, dear Dame, you really are not at risk in London. Get over all this media hyperbole. And maybe campaign for proper funding for our public services?

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 10:17

      So, explain why only Afro-Caribbean teenagers are those only at risk?
      My dispassionate reading of the situation is that all races are at risk.
      But, maybe you like to think that it's all about public funding. Well, I beg to differ: it's about a fundamental breakdown in social order and too many police being appallingly badly managed.

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  4. SadBadger22 March 2018 at 09:51

    'Welcome to Favela Londres' should be banner sign at all entry points to London... In respect of Dame's latest junket, I hope she got a lot of all that nice eye-candy....

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 10:20

      From what I hear the Dame still wears widow's weeds

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    2. SadBadger22 March 2018 at 11:13

      that does NOT prevent her from getting an eye full of lovely Brazilian 'eye-candy'.

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    3. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 15:18

      You're both idiots, it doesn't cost money to send policemen onto the streets which is what is needed. Some sort of visible policing which reduces crime.

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    4. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 15:19

      sorry that was for Robespierre & Anon 10:50

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  5. Robespierre22 March 2018 at 10:33

    Sadiq Khan is seeking to rebuild the Police in London while having to deal with £1,000,000,000 being taken from the Police Budget by the Conservative Government. One of the greatest crimes of Tory Austerity has been the disbanding of Sector Policing. Local Cops & PSO's with a regular beat and local knowledge.

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    1. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 10:50

      This Government has had to deal with the disastrous effects of Labour's fiscal incompetence and it's record of allowing the criminal scum of the earth invade our country. Read the fucking stats you dimwit...
      Khan could not even seek his way out of paper bag with directions written on it. A stupid over-promoted little third rate lawyer who never stops boring us about his council house home.

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  6. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 15:12

    No surprise there, plod are too afraid to walk the beat now they don't know the locals or the crims.

    With Chelsea Police Station Closed, Notting Hill is dormant & Earls Court station closes at 5.30pm. As well as Battersea and now Fulham station closed, demolished and sold off to developers.

    As has been pointed out police presence reduces crime day or night we now only see them fleetingly as they get conveyed to and from Fulham to Westminster.

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  7. Anonymous22 March 2018 at 18:49

    Is it time for an AI takeover? If humans are unable to organise, cohabit, protect the environment each other or work together what does the future hold? Too much hate.

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  8. Anonymous23 March 2018 at 22:05

    Probably time for AI to take over the position of the useless Councillors in Notting Dale Ward who over the years heard but did not listen to the pleas of the Grenfell Residents.

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  9. Anonymous27 March 2018 at 14:05

    4 days after posting I fail to notice ANY enthusiasm ( or even interest ) in the suggestion that Al should take over Notting Dale ward

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