A DEFAMING DAME

The one thing the old Dame cannot stand is 'Moaning Minnies' as the Principal of her Surrey finishing school would describe those 'gals'  incapable of the 'book trick'

The gal at the rear is the Dame...
Anyway, it seems that some of the 'Big Beasts' in Hornton Street have been claiming that Ludo and pals have put in such heavy internet security they cannot serve writs for defamation.
Well, the Dame has some news.
If you want to sue the Dame the first thing you need to do is ask the old biddy for a retraction or correction.
So stop whining and moaning and write to the Dame making your pitch. 

A word of warning....the Dame was threatened with 'men in wigs' by paedophile ex councillor Andrew Lamont: it nearly got him sent down!
His pompous brother, a partner at Charles Russell, was gung ho for it until the judge hit Andy with a massive fine and a conviction.
So, the moral of the story is this.....be sure of your ground before threatening the Dame.....
The Dame is not for bullying.