Thursday, 17 March 2016

DOES THE ROYAL BORER COUNT AS JUNK MAIL?

Some nasty residents are very rude about the Royal Borer newsletter produced by Mr Fitzpatrick's £770,000 a year PR team.
£400k a year to produce!
Do they not understand millions of ABC1 readers rely on the Royal Borer for high-quality information? 
At the Economist it is required reading and Henry Kissenger is often seen with a copy under his arm.
Of course, Mr Pickles, being an ill-educated northerner has no idea of the Borer's influence.
How dare he suggest its publication be ceased.

 One resident reported to the Dame that he, and others, were fed up with bundles being stuffed through their letterboxes, despite signs saying NO JUNK MAIL.
Evidently, one of the PR team said, "we don't consider it 'Junk Mail'! So that's ok then.

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 March 2016 at 15:30

    Is Crossrail back on track? We know that Piggy wants a station in Kings Road but this is out of date front page news

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    1. Anonymous17 March 2016 at 22:02

      who is piggy? Paget?

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    2. Anonymous18 March 2016 at 16:45

      Paget is Piglet, now Piggy. Can't you see it?

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  2. Anonymous17 March 2016 at 17:37

    Nope this is the fiction about Kensal Crossrail, which they are spinning into a fine web of golden fibs.

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  3. Anonymous17 March 2016 at 18:10

    The situation about Kensal Crossrail is exactly the same as it was When Cockell was still Leader. He persuaded Boris to have another look at it. Now NPB has persuaded Boris to have another look at it. The outcome will be the same. It is not feasible at Kensal.

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  4. Fly Swatter17 March 2016 at 20:00

    It is what the Royal Borer is about. Publishing the party line. In Russia it is called Pravda

    Tax payers should not be funding propaganda

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  5. Anonymous17 March 2016 at 22:01

    I see they are crowing over demolishing Marlborough school

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  6. Anonymous18 March 2016 at 12:00

    JUNK JUNK JUNK AND NOTHING BUT JUNK MAIL.... recycle bin....

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  7. Anonymous18 March 2016 at 14:39

    The recycling figures are phoney, as are all similar RBKC statistics.

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