"Stop the car, Phelpsie and ask the sad little trio if La Dame could assist."
Phelpsie reported back that the eminent old dodderers were trying to find their way around Stanley Ward, but never having been there before, were just a little lost.
The Dame was puzzled....'why did the smarmy Phelps point our three toward Hans Town Ward with such a wicked smirk?'
Then she remembered....The Colonel and the ex Mayor had 'history'....
Here is a picture of ex Mayor Phelps, in grander days, before entering service with Her Dameship.
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| THE DAME'S DRIVER |
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| A LOST COLONEL WITH PLATOON |
Hilarious Dame...what a bunch of plonkers!
ReplyDeleteI find it terribly sad that three elderly confused gentlemen should be let loose on the streets of Chelsea. This is really taking care in the community too far.
ReplyDeleteAn endangered species. A hunting party of Tory councillors on safari in the wilds of Chelsea, tracking the mysterious sources of their votes. Apparently these vote things are owned by a large tribe of brainless folk known as residents.The TC's urgent task is to trick these residents out of their votes. It shouldn't be hard. They've been doing it for years.
ReplyDeleteI would have suggested showing them the way to the Thamesbrook Residential care home for the elderly of Chelsea, but the council has thrown all the residents out.
ReplyDeleteCockle, the odious Cllr Warrick and the air head Cllr Mackover. On the streets in Stanley for the first time after being jolted by the Independents. The three old dears are obviously lost and might as well have taken their Passports and Satnav for the occasion. What prats.
ReplyDeleteWhy is the Dame consorting with disgraced ex Cllr Phelps? We should be told.
ReplyDeleteFly on the Wall.
ReplyDeleteThe Dame has asked me to respond.
Ex Cllr Phelps had a great fall from grace. Once his disgusting, sexually innuendo laden emails were exposed the outcome was inevitable, However, the Dame...being the Dame felt she needed to rehabilitate the vile old pervert...hence her job offer.
He is reliable between the wheel and knows how to change one.