Tuesday, 11 February 2014

PICKLES TELLS POOTER TO STAY AWAY

Malicious sources suggest that Eric Pickles has barred Pooter Cockell from visiting the Somerset Levels.
NO POOTER...YOU CAN'T COME

 Pooter is about to come to end of his lucrative £55,000 a year as part time chairmanship of the throughly useless Local Government Association. 
He is desperately looking to organise more taxpayer funded jobs so any chance to raise his profile would have been very welcome. 
He watched, with envy, charabancs of Westminster's Finest going westwards to patronise the local peasantry and yearned to be squashed up next to Mr Pickles....Mr Pickles, however, was having none of it! 
Nothing gives Pooter greater pleasure than commanding his LGA PR team to conjuror up photo opportunities.
Wading around amongst the rhines of Somerset, making ludicrous comments about localism, would have suited him just fine.....

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous11 February 2014 at 17:39

    Typical Pooter....I am surprised he didn't get a trip with the POW.

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  2. Anonymous11 February 2014 at 19:33

    THIS STORY IS TOTAL BOLLOCKS AND HAS NO TRUTH IN IT

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    1. WASP11 February 2014 at 19:37

      Story rings true to me. Pickles never had any time for the jumped up Pooter. Saw right through him

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    2. Anonymous11 February 2014 at 20:04

      Playing with your shift key in that way will make you blind.

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    3. Anonymous11 February 2014 at 20:32

      19:33
      The dear old Dame assumes you mean like the time Pooter denied he had ever used the magnificent new Bentley....but, under pressure, admitted he had denied it.....'politically'!

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  3. Lemon11 February 2014 at 19:57

    Pooter just doesn't have the gravitas, or more importantly, buoyancy, of Pickles.

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  4. Pine11 February 2014 at 20:55

    Is having any of these politicians traipsing around a flooded area actually helping anyone or simply providing these PR-obsessed imbeciles with publicity?

    By all accounts the Environment Agency has been gutted and neutered. Works to dredge rivers and construct flood defences have been postponed or cancelled. People are apparently expected to fend for themselves. It's the "small government" so beloved of many Tories at work (or not).

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  5. Anonymous12 February 2014 at 05:11

    Cllr Pickles looks like an older version of Lord Rennard. Lets hope that nothing untoward emerges from the broom cupboard

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    1. Hack12 February 2014 at 05:14

      Don,t be too certain. Pickles.com.

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    2. Anonymous12 February 2014 at 09:55

      A very large tab at Gregs?

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    3. Anonymous12 February 2014 at 10:28

      Where has Pickles been putting his pickle you mean?

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