Sunday, 28 April 2013

BUMPTIOUS BULLYING YOUNG PRETENDER


It was never apparent why our ex Prime Minister so favoured Rocky Feilding Mellen. One assumes, being a thorough going social climber, he felt it offered an entree into the smart, louche society Rocky inhabits...
YOUNG 'LORD' ROCKY
Any support Feilding Mellen garners is testimony to the lack of succession planning on the part of Cockell.
Rather than fill his Cabinet with talent and quality he sought those who would present no challenge...the sign of an inept and fearful leader.
Thus Cockell's selfishness has allowed a lightweight, inexperienced candidate to even consider himself capable of the job.

Feilding-Mellen currently has a non job in the Cabinet. 
Anyone who has the misfortune to have seen the silly and expensive videos starring Rocky would see he has had a severe charisma by pass operation and quite incapable of oratory: at least with 'Boys' Moylan you get a talented and spirited debater with a track record....good or bad....dependent upon your view.

As the Triborough experiment rolls towards disaster a tough and competent pair of hands is needed to protect K&C residents from the fallout.... NOT a job for an effete young aristo, with no proper job and reliant on family trusts and his Special Responsibility Allowance to keep him. 

Even worse is the gross comment made by this idiot who has never needed to work in his 33 year old life. Like so many of the work shy, he believes that there should be no London or National minimum wage...but why would he....never having done a stroke in his life.
THE DAME'S GORGEOUS SS HORNET

A vote for Rocky Feilding Mellen would be a vote for defeatism....it makes even the Dame ponder upon the merits of Danny Boys:at least he has done things!


The Dame thought, having helped dispose of Pooter, she could sail towards the horizon on her superb steam yacht.....it looks as if she might have to stay around keeping an eye on this young man with his 'secret life'.

For goodness sake Coleridge and Paget-Brown get out there and sell yourselves. 
The residents will never forgive you if you lose by default.

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 12:50

    How did you get his pic as a lad Dame?

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  2. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 19:42

    Apart from being a disastrous human being, a person who has achieved nothing in life, a person who remains dependent on mummy, what does this insect stand for?

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    1. The Dame's Investigator28 April 2013 at 19:43

      Puffing and drilling

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  3. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 19:44

    It is a mystery why Inspector Palmer jumped ship from the Rocky camp and threw his lot in with the Moylan camp

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  4. Assistant In Waiting28 April 2013 at 19:48

    I am very envious of the SS Hornet. Could the Dame offer this as a weekend retreat for an acceptable new Leader of K&C? Presumably only gentlemen need apply

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    1. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 20:05

      You mean like a sort of floating Chequers?

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  5. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 20:08

    The Dame will not tolerate snide comments about having a 'crack' at this or that. Let's not get involved in mud slinging

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    1. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 20:58

      Dear Dame

      Why not? Sounds interesting.

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    2. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 21:01

      Dame

      You should get Ludo onto this.

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    3. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 21:04

      There is a strong feeling that a candidate has lifestyle issues which could be a source of grave embarrassment to the council and it's nothing with anything like Phelps' issues.
      That is what the remark is about

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    4. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 21:06

      I hear Ludo is in the Priory

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    5. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 21:25

      Just not true. He has gone to the Betty Ford Clinic. The election has driven him to drink. He just hates all these inuendos. Nothing like this at Slough Grammar.

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  6. Ludovic28 April 2013 at 21:26

    You are misinformed. I am doing an internship with the Hon Member for Kensington, Sir Malcolm Rifkind, a fine fellow.

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  7. THE EX28 April 2013 at 21:30

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  8. Anonymous28 April 2013 at 21:54

    Is Cllr Fielding-Mellen a fit and proper person to become Leader of the Royal Borough? We should be told. The Dame has raised doubts. Very serious doubts.

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    1. Scribe28 April 2013 at 22:03

      When Cllr Cockell interviewed candidates before they went forward for election as Conservative councillors, he always asked three questions. The third question was "Have you ever done anything that could embarrass the Conservative Party". Sometimes there were slip ups. For example the trolly dolly and porn star who was selected to fight Brompton Ward. The excited candidate was in full flight until the Dame raised the roof and told a few home truths. Dear Cllr Mosley was the fortunate beneficiary of the seat after he was bussed in by Rocky got over the surprise of his life. Rocky, of course, with his grand social credentials, was never doubted for a moment as the very model of a model prize poodle

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  9. Follower Of Phelps28 April 2013 at 22:05

    What a lovely churubim

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