Friday, 2 November 2012

WARWICK AND KING MAKING

The Dame has been inundated by messages from concerned residents. The object of their concern is Cllr Warwick Lightweight. And the cause of this concern? At the last council meeting Warwick's behaviour was variously described as 'odd' and 'peculiar'. 
He seemed to have overdosed on Red Bull or some other stimulant: he just could not keep still!
One observer in the gallery had this to say,"From the vantage point of the public gallery, there was quite a bit of signalling between Cllr Lightweight and Cllr Palmer towards the end of the meeting when there was some doubt about whether the Mayor would invite Palmer to speak. At this point Lightweight intervened with frantic signalling to the Inspector in his usual back bench position and instructed him to stand up and speak regardless. A puzzle as to who was actually in charge of the meeting. And quite strange that a Cabinet member seems to be building his own poodle following - it would seem that a chihauhau pack is about to be inflicted on unfortunate residents"
 CAUSE FOR CONCERN
His ranting and jumping up and down became so intrusive that the Mayor was forced to have words with him calling him to order.
If Warwick wants to make himself king he needs to have more decorum. 
It would also help his cause were he to disengage from his campaign manager, the mad Cllr Palmer;after all, one is judged by the company you keep.....


7 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 November 2012 at 10:49

    More anti Conservative press from a Labour led editorial team at the Hornet

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  2. Anonymous2 November 2012 at 11:17

    Stop whining 10:49.....I am sure if it were Labour in power the Dame would be on their backs. The fact is that they are not and you are.

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  3. Anonymous2 November 2012 at 11:57

    The Labour group in K & C are as useful as a MP3 player for the deaf, Truthful as Alistair Campbell and Tony Blair during a press briefing, and as attractive as a large bag of frozen vomit - Who cares!

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  4. Fly Swatter2 November 2012 at 16:05

    The Dame is being a little sensitive. Poor soul. Cllr Lightweight is campaigning for the Leadership and getting noticed in the best way that he knows how to. Twitching and shouting at Council Meetings. He had ample scope for this when an unfortunate Labour Councillor made an even more unfortunate intervention - to the embarrassment of fellow Labour Councillors. The poor man had a thing about "Austria". Makes a change from "African Affairs" which would be the currency of a Cllr Moylan Administration

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  5. Anonymous2 November 2012 at 22:11

    From the vantage point of the public gallery, there was quite a bit of signalling between Cllr Lightweight and Cllr Palmer towards the end of the meeting when there was some doubt about whether the Mayor would invite Palmer to speak. At this point Lightweight intervened with frantic signalling to the Inspector in his usual back bench position and instructed him to stand up and speak regardless. A puzzle as to who was actually in charge of the meeting. And quite strange that a Cabinet member seems to be building his own poodle following - it would seem that a chihauhau pack is about to be inflicted on unfortunate residents

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    1. Anonymous3 November 2012 at 08:52

      Chihauhaus are smaller than cats. They can be mistaken for ugly and wiry cats. They also make a dreadful sound. They like to sleep under cushions on sofas. This is an opportunity to sit on them inadvertently. And kill them

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  6. Person Familiar With The Situation2 November 2012 at 22:14

    Cllr Lightfoot does not like dogs. He likes cats. He is very close to his cat.

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