Saturday, 29 October 2022

'CRYSTAL' BALL REEDER DECLARES THE ORATORY 'CLEAN'

 
Community Support Officer 'Crystal' Ball Reeder using his mystical powers decided that the weaponry and Class A drugs were being stored at the Oratory. To reassure himself a weapons and drugs sweep was
executed.
He tells us we will be happy to know the frisked Fathers were carrying no AK 47s or crack cocaine!
Are we soon to hear that Borough mosques, synagogues and temples will be targeted for sweeps?

 

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous30 October 2022 at 08:24

    We need proper police officers not these neither one thing or the other PCSO's.

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  2. Anonymous30 October 2022 at 12:29

    Absurd. Totally absurd

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  3. Anonymous30 October 2022 at 13:17

    Ball-Reeder is a mere PCSO...a nobody with no power. He probably costs as much as a properly trained police officer and sits in the office eating bacon sarnies. Probably hugely obese

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  4. Anonymous31 October 2022 at 23:54

    Some PCSO's are doing a great job they are not all useless

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