Saturday 16 January 2021

HYPO PRITI CAL PATEL

All mouth and no trousers

You wouldn't mind if she was any good but Patel besides being a dud is a contemptible hypocrite.

The other day, brandishing a Taser, she boasted she had told the police to ruthlessly enforce the pandemic regulations 'for the health of the nation'.

Conveniently she drew a veil over her Shandwick PR days. There she had no difficulty promoting the interests of British American Tabacco and its products that kill and maim millions more that Covid ever has or will.

Other team members were embarrassed to be working for BAT but the company found Patel 'very relaxed in her role.'

11 comments:

  1. Money, money, money17 January 2021 at 05:50

    A despicable woman!

    Brandishing a taser whilst talking about the enforcement of Covid 19 Regulations is reactionary and disproportionate.

    This dreadful reactionary woman advocates reintroducing the Death Penalty. Good for vote catching. Notice she does not pronounce the "g" when talking about "catchin' criminals" or "findin' illegal immigrants."

    Her attitude to tobacco consumption is people know the risks of smoking, it is for them to decide if they choose to spend their money on dangerous products. She does not want to stop people making money.

    A woman of questionable morality. Money makes the world go round!

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    1. Very Common20 January 2021 at 08:53

      Just heard Patel on the Radio. She says, "speakin'" "talkin'" "leadin'" and "understandin'"

      Johnson says. "wanner" and "gotter"

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    2. Merrick Cockell20 January 2021 at 15:02

      They have a very expensive de-elocution specialist who teaches them to be common like us.

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    3. Very Common.6 February 2021 at 15:11

      Sir Merrick,

      The world has gone stark raving mad. Tory politicians are being trained to speak like Essex proletarians. Labour ones are learning to speak like they have just come out of finishing school in Switzerland.

      Emma Dent Coad and Margaret Hodge MP speak like a couple of Roedean gals.

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  2. Matthew Steeples17 January 2021 at 09:00

    Imagine being her neighbour. The poor people of her community must be terrified of her behind her nasty nets with her binoculars looking out for "minglin" she can report. This woman is the pits.

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  3. Sir Merrick Cockell17 January 2021 at 10:32

    She has fat short legs...an abomination! I bet the Dame has a well turned pair of walkers. Time we saw a pic of the old thing. She's always showing off about her elegance and good looks

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    1. Anonymous17 January 2021 at 11:51

      Thunder thighs

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    2. Scribe18 January 2021 at 08:53

      "Thunder thighs" was Christine Onassis. Terry Rousseau told me that at the appointed time he needed to close his eyes and pray for France

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  4. Anonymous17 January 2021 at 11:13

    I imagine Lady Isobel Barnett.

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  5. Lord Kensington17 January 2021 at 11:51

    The gal never felt right

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  6. Anonymous17 January 2021 at 15:11

    Ken Clarke, Remainer Extraordinaire also sponged off BAT...politicians....morals of tom cats and that unfair to cats

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