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Wednesday, 31 July 2013

"WORKED AT RBKC" AND IN HOUSE LAWYERS

As usual, Worked at RBKC is spot on. If you were a private individual would you want Miss Sarna writing letters on your behalf? I think not....
Time to outsource legal work?

WorkedatRBKC31 July 2013 19:23

It's difficult to believe that Miss Sarna's letter was written by 
solicitor at all. 
It lacks any sort of precision which is essential to a legal 
argument.

Then again, legal services always did contract out the more 
complicated stuff so presumably this was beyond her leaving 
you to wonder why council tax payers fund the legal services 
team at all.
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Monday, 29 July 2013

WELL DONE CLLR COLERIDGE....MORE OF THE SAME PLEASE

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GRENFELL ACTION GROUP AND MISS SARNA

This is the response to Miss Sarna of  RBK&C's Legal Team.

Pondering upon it The Dame wonders just how many lawyers the Council employs. In house lawyers need careful scrutiny: they have a tendency to breed like parasites and become a huge financial burden to taxpayers. Moreover they love to find useless work.. demonstrated by this example.
Anyway, it seems Grenfell Action Group are well capable of defending themselves from the bullying attempts to silence them.
Private Eye will be taking a good look at what lies beneath all this: it should be most interesting.

Whoever authorised 'senior solicitor' Miss Sana to write this farcical letter needs to be given a severe talking to. How much more sensible it would have been if senior councillors had engaged with the group over a cup of tea and some biscuits.......
But another question raised by the letter is why RBKC's legal team should be providing legal services to non employees. Bullying never works....as Cllr Moylan has found out to his chagrin.

Friday, 26 July 2013

THE DAME GIVES SOME ADVICE

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The Letter





















Luckily The SS Hornet is equipped with the very latest ship to shore telecoms so the Dame was not surprised to see Phelps, our disgraced ex mayor, gliding towards her Stateroom bearing an important looking telex. The Dame thought Phelps cut a fine figure of a man wearing his sharply creased white tunic and neatly trimmed naval style beard.... 

But it was the content of the telex which caught her attention.... what could all this be about. It seems that the recipient of the letter is being given some forthright advice about not being critical of the Council. Surely, the Dame thought ....that was none of Miss Sama's business. The Dame advises the recipient to send all the detailed information she has to nice Mr Minogue of Private Eye. I am sure his Rotten Borough column will be give it a good old splash!

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

COUNCIL PLAN ATTACKS LOCAL BUSINESS

Camilla Horrox of the K&C Chronicle has written a great piece( read here) about the Cllr Dotty Weatherhead's blundering attempts to drive local small business, already hit hard by grotesquely high business rates and rents, into bankruptcy. 
Dotty Weatherhead should have been put out to pasture years ago.
Listening to her ramble on at meetings is an exhausting experience. 
She is someone who has never had to run a business and whose juicy allowance supplements her OAP.

At 105 it's time Dotty staggered off into the sunset......
These sunny days present rare opportunities for cafes to increase turnover and profits and Dotty should understand that her hefty £33,000 a year allowance is paid for by those profits. The fact that 500 locals have signed the petition speaks volumes for the demand for places in the sun.

LEAVE KITCHEN  & PANTRY ALONE!

Monday, 22 July 2013

GOVE PRAISES SCHOOL RULE BREAKERS








Michael Gove boasts he enjoys combative and cerebral debates over education policy......




So why does he refuse to engage with Kensington and Chelsea residents..... confused over what seems to be the reversal of his very sensible policy on school building?

Mr & Mrs Gove recently toured the £80 million Holland Park School. What was the status of the visit?......no one is clear.....


Was it official....or were the couple viewing the school as prospective parents?
Whatever the purpose of the visit one thing stands clear: Holland Park School cuts across the Gove school building rules. 
So why did Gove praise the school so lavishly?


So let’s refresh our memories as to what he has said....
  • No school should cost more than £30 million...Holland Park School costs nearly three times that at over £80 million
  • Any new school must add places....Holland Park School adds not one single extra place
  • School playing fields must be preserved....The Council flogged off the playing fields
  • The Hornet has been anxious to engage with Mr Gove....if only to convince residents the rules still stand and that he is very cross with our ex Leader, Pooter Cockell, for breaking every one of his rules in order to build this educational folly in the Park. 
  • The fact that Mr Gove seems to have granted an exemption to Holland Park School and refuses to explain himself is most disturbing. 

Sunday, 21 July 2013

THE DAME GOES CRUISING AND RECRUITS AN ASSISTANT

SS HORNET......READY TO CRUISE

There is a heavy somnolence about our great Borough as well heeled inhabitants decant to their Oka furnished Tuscan 'fattoria' for a month or two of limpid living.


The Dame is also taking a well earned break. She plans a month on SS Hornet, cruising the Med and dropping anchor to catch up with louche friends in Portofino and Capri.

Returning later in the summer, the old thing will have a useful new 'aide' to supplement her useless nephew, Ludo.

Ludo's sister, Bernice, fresh from a third rate Swiss finishing school (and waiting for a place at the Florence Academy of Fine Art) has agreed to become a partner in the Nest!
Bernice is full of ambition for the Dame's little venture. 
We can expect lots of innovation and hard hitting stories.

Bernice tells her aunt she plans a 'radical design overhaul' and the 'exploitation of social media' to 'reach out' to the younger and 'switched on' elements of the Borough.

She says she also plans to 'edit' the Dames's output....what a cheek!

The Dame wishes her dear readers a peaceful summer....
Expect only intermittent communication.......

Friday, 19 July 2013

KEEP GOING CLLR BARKHORDAR: YOUR COUNCIL NEEDS YOU!

GOOD CHAP
Some people say the Dame is a horrid, grumpy old thing with not a good word to say about anyone.....well, they probably have a point. 
However she is hearing some interesting news from 'people who matter'.
It appears young Barkhordar is impressing those whom the Dame holds in high regard. 
They tell her this clever young man is getting married.....that is the good news and the Dame sends her felicitations....the bad news is that he won't be standing in Brompton Ward next year, due to boundary changes.
We can ill afford to lose young talent and the Dame insists efforts are made to find a ward for Barkhordar. 
There is plenty of dead wood that can be cut down to make way for man with a good political future. 
Stay the course, Cllr Barkhordar....your council needs you!

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

URGENT! BASEMENT POLICY: ATTN ALL RESIDENTS ASSOCIATIONS


MEGA BASEMENTS












The Dame has received this vitally important announcement on....

EMERGING BASEMENT POLICY



Dear All,


We have received the following message from Dr James Thompson.  As you are probably aware the next stage of the emerging policy for basements following the full Council  endorsement is for them to be taken before the Planning Inspector.  It is anticipated that the commercial companies who have a vested interest in trying to get the impact of the new policies reduced will present arguments to the effect that the policies are unreasonable.

It is therefore VERY IMPORTANT that if we have any information we provide it to those who are going to argue the case for the policies.

If you have any information about the impact of double basements and or loss of trees etc please let both ESSA and James Thompson know as a matter of URGENCY
ANTHONY WALKER, Chairman ESSA


Subject: Examples of double basement problems, and trees in gardens over basements
Dear Colleagues,
Can you please let me have any examples of basement related problems of two sorts:
1    Examples where double basements (basements with two floors) have caused particular problems, particularly structural problems.
2    Examples where trees have been planted over basements in a metre of soil, and not flourished.
This is to prepare us for possible objections from basement constructors to the new guidance from RBKC
Dr James Thompson


STANDARD 'STEAL' HORROX SWIMMING POOL STORY

What a cheek! At least when the delightful Dame steals stories( which she is prone to do) from ambitious Miss Horrox on the K&C Chronicle she tends to give her a credit.
It seems that the London Evening Standard have no such scruples. They have blatantly lifted the excellent story on the Holland Park School swimming pool without so much as a credit or by your leave!
Here is the Standard story:it totally replicates the Horrox story...







Tuesday, 16 July 2013

RBKC'S £500,000 A YEAR PRESS TEAM DO CRISIS MANAGEMENT

Mr Fitzpatrick's 9 strong press team fresh from promoting the 'grassless garden' have now sunk their teeth into another exciting new project......
An Unidentified Flying Object will be landing on council property so it's a case of 'all hands to the pump' to ensure no panic amongst residents.

What a waste of time and money......


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Monday, 15 July 2013

LIBDEM VIEW OF MONEY....IT HAS NO STENCH......

Our LibDem councillors....like their seniors in the Cabinet give the impression of being 'holier than thou.' 
In truth they are a party of opportunistic money grabbers with no conscience about how they fill their coffers. 
Their dubious money grabbing tactics are entrenched in Liberal history and trace back to that old lascivious Welsh goat, Lloyd George.
Flogging honours to raise party funds was done with great success in those long gone days. 
Many of today's 'aristocrats' owe their positions to Maundy Gregory. Gregory broked honours on behalf of Lloyd George with huge success.
So how does the pious leader of the little Lib Dem group feel about her little flocks' campaigning expenses being paid for by the likes of Michael Brown, a convicted fraudster who stole millions and gave over £3 million to the Lib Dems(which they now refuse to return). Cllr Caruana will never tell us!

Or the donation by Rumi Verjee, the pizza entrepreneur who made his £800,000 through Brompton Capital.... a company resident for tax purposes in Jersey!
Verjee-ing on the ridiculous

So far...no peerage for his bucks, but doubtless having been entertained by Clegg at Chevening he might feel he deserves an 'arise Sir Rumi' rather than a lunch. 



And Clegg, in dealing with people like Verjee, should remember there is no such thing as a free lunch.....

One chap who won't be waiting long for his peerage is local K&C resident and nightclub entrepreneur, James Palumbo.
James is a highly intelligent chap and shrewd to boot. 
Why would he give £500,000 to this pathetic party of losers....
We shall soon find out whether his £500k is going to get him to the Lords....



Sunday, 7 July 2013

WHAT TO DO ABOUT OPERA HOLLAND PARK?

SQUANDERING OUR MONEY OPERATICALLY
Scribe has made this interesting comment below.
He raises important issues...ones which need to be addressed by the leader. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
In times such as these we should not be squandering hard earned taxpayers' money on a total non essential. 
Opera Holland Park is not world class opera....but down the road Covent Garden and English National Opera are. 
It is madness and wrong to try to compete with these two world class institutions. 
If OHP was as good as it thinks it is it would be financially self sufficient...not rely on hard pressed taxpayers....

 SCRIBE WRITES....
 
 
There are some big things that have been talked about forever because no one has any intention of doing anything about them. It is a game. For example, Holland Park Opera. The Opera Season for 2014 is already spoken for and paid for and there are full time Council staff in the company. If Cllr Paget-Brown has an ounce of Leadership in him he would resolve the scandal as follows:
(i) immediate notice given that there will be no more Council subsidy at the end of the 2014 season (ie all funding stops in August 2014
(ii) no further contracts to be signed with immediate effect that are underwritten by the Council
(iii) all Council facilities and services after August 2014 to be charged with fully built up costs (eg erection and dismantling of tent, storage of tent, etc)
(iv) Council staff given three months (ie October 2013) to decide whether they want to stay with the Opera - whatever its future - or be relocated to other Council work
(v) those who want to relocate to other Council work to be offered a position within six months ie April 2014. If they do not accept they are deemed to have resigned and given notice to the Council

This clarity would put the Friends and all others on notice who have been milking the system for years. They can test the market and find alternative funding or go out of business.

The only people who matter in all of this are residents. Those who attend the opera will not be short changed. They can attend Covent Garden or English National Opera instead. Local, wider range of operas, longer season and cheaper seats available

Saturday, 6 July 2013

LEAVE PAGET-BROWN ALONE!

The Dame has been a consistent supporter of Nick Paget-Brown....a pity he had to 'adopt' Rock Feilding Mellen....but that's politics. 
However, on the plus side he is doing his best to deal with the frightful Cockell/Moylan inheritance. WorkedatRBKC always talks a great deal of sense and there is no better time to absorb his wise words than now. Let's not allow Danny 'Boys' Moylan's mischief making to dent our regard for Nick. Many of the problems we face are those resulting from crass decisions made by the Cockell/Moylan junta: give Paget-Brown the break and support he deserves.



"Perhaps the ill informed masses could stop taking so many pops at NPB? It's all getting a bit childish. He has many years of Pooter's incompetence to undo and many many things to tackle a lot of which are not visible to people who want to swim in the pool at Holland Park School. That is a relatively low priority I would hope in the scale of things that need to be achieved. However the well identified, selfish part of the Kensington population which I would add is not representative of that vast majority of charming and helpful people I worked with over many years want their priority first in total ignorance of how many things which really are much more important that NPB has to tackle.

Now children, give the man a chance. He is way better than many others who might have got the job. You are expecting way too much of him too quickly. Patience is a virtue which selfish people lack. He needs at least six months to start to make an impression".

Thursday, 4 July 2013

THAT CAMILLA HORROX..... STEALING THE DAME'S THUNDER....AGAIN!!

Calls for enforcement action to be taken against council over Holland Park School planning breach

Posted by Camilla Horrox on Jul 4, 13 10:18 AM in News

HPSweb.jpgA COMMUNITY group is calling for enforcement action to be taken against the council after the breach of a planning condition making the Holland Park School swimming pool accessible to the public.
Kensington and Chelsea Council admitted 'operational difficulties' have meant a condition of the school being built - sharing the pool with residents - has still not been met despite construction finishing in November last year.

The authority has suggested a clash between the community use plan, which formed an integral part of the planning approval, and the management structure and the school's day-to-day requirements, is the reason the pool remains out of bounds to residents.
In an email exchange with the council, David White, chairman of Campden Hill Residents' Association, called on the council's legal department to start enforcement action, and for the education department to find ways of altering the school's design and security system.
He said: "In spite of all these claims and the promises made to the community and secured by the planning condition it remains entirely unfulfilled and there is not the slightest indication that the planning department intends to bring the appropriate enforcement action."
In an email to Mr White, Jonathan Bore, executive director of planning and borough development, wrote: "It may be that the community use plan as originally devised does not now reflect the operational needs and management structure of the school.
"If that is the case, the sensible objective should be to replace it with something workable rather than attempt to enforce something that may be unworkable in its current form.
"I share your frustration that condition 12 is still being breached, but am confident that a mutually acceptable and workable solution can be found."
But Holland Park resident Donald Cameron said: "There is nothing further to discuss.
"Use of the sports facilities was a condition precedent of the planning permission. It needs to be implemented.
"Mr Bore's email is nonsense. This is another example of an out of control council shafting residents."
A spokesman for the council said: "All the parties continue to be committed to community use of the school's facilities but now the new Holland Park School is a reality staff have been able to test the practical implications of the existing community use plan.
"Those tests have highlighted some operational difficulties. One way forward would be for the school to propose some adjustments to the community use plan.
"That is something allowed for under the planning rules, subject to the council's consent."

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A TREMULOUS DAME


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She hopes Twitter will bring her a global audience and create a 'celebrity mystique' around her.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

THE DAME ROASTED OVER FIRE STORY

The Dame has had a roasting from regular readers surprised that she 'lifted' the story of the massive fire off Kensington Church St from the Mail, instead of attributing it to the Kensington & Chelsea Chronicle from whom the Mail lifted it. 
Some of her more angry readers even suggested the Dame allowed herself to be swayed by professional jealousy in not attributing the story to Miss Horrox...Not true!
The Dame is vastly admiring of Miss Horrox. She has sharply improved local reporting in every dimension and made the Dame 'look to her laurels'. Her worst fear is that Miss Horrox will soon be poached by a national newspaper leaving us all in the lurch. 
Hopefully, Camilla will have persuaded us of the need to protect our fire service and.... in doing so, protect all of our lives.



Smoke from £4million Kensington house seen from Heathrow as fire fighters contain the blaze

Posted by Camilla Horrox on Jul 2, 13 11:39 AM in News
A DISTRAUGHT woman found her £4million house ablaze this morning after fire crews battled for hours to control the fire which had swept through the three storey building.
At around 10am a lady believed to be the owner of the property was being restrained by police and firemen from running to the still burning property.
Neighbours of the empty house which was empty and under renovation were evacuated at just after 6am this morning as heat and fire debris engulfed the street on Camden Grove.
72 fire firefighters and 10 fire engines fought to contain the out of control blaze, which threatened to spread to neighbouring properties, bringing it under control by 9am.
You can read the whole story  here